Jizz Rat

A young man or teenager, who is very slight of stature or lankey. Also weak and lacking in muscular definition. They will often wear tight trousers. Can also be catergorised by a slimey appearance.

That guy is a Jizz rat.

by NachtJager December 24, 2010

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Jizz Jazz

Sexual music.

"Bow Chickah Bow Wow!"
"Turn that jizz jazz off!"

by Hip-hip-hop-hip-hop-anonomys February 22, 2009

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Related Words

Jizzy • jizzy blizzard • Jizzy Queef • Jizzy-dick • Jizzy Gillespie • jizzy glizzy • Jizzy Jake • jizzy lizzy • Jizzy Pickle • Jizzy woo woo

a person who jerks off so much and gets his jizz so far and so accurate that he can hit a 3-inch diameter target from 50 feet away.
or...
...a person who gets so much pussy and or asshole and or mouth that they are the master at jizzing. They do it perfectly...everything

Jessica: wow! Smitty is such a jizz master!!! He hit me from accross the room!
Ally: yea...i know, he hit me with the same shot, and we were 5 feet apart from each other

by Little Gords March 15, 2007

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Jizz'll fix it

A therapeutic session of self-enjoyment/masturbation, designed to relieve the stresses of a hard day at work. Normally enjoyed last thing at night to aid sleep. The cry "Now then now then, what 'ave we got 'ere then" on the vinegar strokes is for expert self-lovers only.

Crispin had lost twenty mill backing the wrong stocks on the market and was facing the internal auditors over an allegation of laundering money. Lying alone in bed that night he didn't know what to do. "I bet jizz'll fix it" he thought before whacking one out and drifting into a deep relaxing slumber.

by The Brown Piper May 1, 2007

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