jizz nozzle

a) A person deserving of such a term

b) your cock, or the head of

a) That snyder is a real jizz nozzle!

b) Imma throat that bitch with my jizz nozzle

by fgh senator April 4, 2009

Jizz Pearl

whenever you hold your jizz inside of your dick by squeezing the head of your dick REALLY REALLY hard whenever you are about to cum. This will stop you from ejecting sperm. repeat process until you have a hardened ball of dry jizz built up in the shaft of your penis.

I've been saving this jizz pearl for the day that I run into Fred Phelps, then I will proceed to shoot it out of my dick like a cannonball into his head. Hopefully that will kill him.

by 666_swastika_white_power_666 March 29, 2011

Jizz and Jet

Jizz and jet, or as my mom liked to say:blow your load and hit the road. One of the many terms for the pull and pray method of sexual conception

Last night I had to jizz and jet because I didn't have a condom.

by Tim Swain June 13, 2014

jizz rag

an insult calling sumone a cum soaker

Nhiron is a jizz rag

by $upreme.zzz October 25, 2016

Cloud Jizz

rain

It's so relaxing when I get cloud jizz on my face!

by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012

Jizz fingers

Someone who when playing sports can either catch any ball thrown that day, or drop any.

yo jizz fingers catch the ball

by glec June 9, 2009

jizz fight

a fight when throwing or slapping one and other with the male seminal fluid involving 2 or more men.

Male1: So at work today i had to do alot of filing for the boss.

Male2: that sounds boring what i di

Male3: (interupting) JIZZ FIGHT!

ALL: YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!

by skimmboarder August 7, 2008