Jeff the Jewish guy

Yeah the UD editor. One of their names is Jeff or something.

Jeff the Jewish guy. I wonder if he is watching tonight

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021

Jewish Rape

When you are completely and utterly fucked over by a Jew or an any money hungry person in terms of money and assets.

Vonn: hey what are you paying for this 30 page report due tonight?
Mitchel: uhh probably like 10 bucks

Vonn: dude I could charge you with Jewish rape

by GoodieGamer September 30, 2025

jewish lies

-Lies beyond lies -
Tales that go far beyond anywhere near the truth

Friend: “I go to the doctor everyday”

Me: “Jewish lies”

by Lil class at May 26, 2018

Jewish State of Israel

A terrorist organisation founded in 1948. This terrorist organisations likes to commit genocide and is filled with Zionists.

Jewish State of Israel sucks a lot

by RandomRandomXY December 26, 2023

Jewish Sober

Only drinks alcohol or takes drugs when it’s free.

Bartender: That’ll be 7’99
Me: Sorry I’m Jewish sober

by Benethemanbat July 10, 2025

Jewish

In Kabbalah some of US that are Rav s show and tell the spirits. The spirit of satan(saw tAHn) in general character is our fear, doubt, pride, resentment, selfishness & indifference. A k.a. the Sith dark side of the force. As a Jew when I say to another of US stop being so Jewish I mean to say stop being so cheap or petty.

Stop being Jewish about our party.

by Mahadi the Messiah of Apocalyp November 5, 2023

Jewish Doorbell

When one arrives at the home of a person they arranged to scoop, and they honk their car horn instead of texting the person to let them know they have arrived, or getting out of the hoopty to knock or ring the actual doorbell or any other means of making their presence known

Doug: "Hey Grandpa! why is there an incessant car horn going off outside? I'm trying to watch The Price is Right!"

Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."

by HBAD May 4, 2020