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Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.
Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
by .TheEel January 30, 2020
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Jewish harvest

When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound
it was a succsesful jewish harvest
by Atatürk Fan number 1 February 4, 2019
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Jewish calamari

by MorlochPrime March 26, 2022
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Jewish Lemonade

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.
Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.
by davidrgarber June 15, 2016
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Hot Jewish

When a man recites the Torah while giving a female a facial.
Joseph gave Sarah a Hot Jewish during Passover.
by Man dude guy May 3, 2023
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a jewish bathroom break

"Guys, whatcha doin' after the Bar Mitzvah?"
"Probably going for a jewish bathroom break"
by alankasprzyk23 June 4, 2025
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Jewish Cumblaster

When two Jewish men get together and one of the jews performs anal sex on the other jew, that jew then spluges his creamy goo inside of the other jew, lucks it out and spits it in his face.
I can't believe Jason let me do the Jewish cumblaster to him last night!
by Jizzstain1234 May 16, 2018
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