Jewish cocktail

When someone uses the tip of a circumcision as a shot glass

Yo did you see drink that Jewish cocktail

by Sir_Pump_aloaf December 3, 2021

Jewish Christmas

When you have that one Jewish friend and it’s November 1st so you play Christmas music but they don’t celebrate it so on this day it’s ok to play Christmas and Hanukkah music

“ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRRR”

(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!

by Snazztabulous Avocado🥑 November 1, 2019

Jewish Haircut

Another way of describing the circumcision of one's dick.

"Did you hear about Cameron?"

"No, what happened?"
"He didn't wash his dick for weeks, and had to get the Jewish haircut in order to get rid of the infection he caught."

by Barry Maycockiner November 4, 2021

Jewish messiah

A mathematical structure of the mind that also acts as the pre-eminent language of science.

The Jewish Messiah is a non-Tarski space (a space which contains its boundaries INSIDE of its surface).

The Jewish messiah is understood to be mathematical structure of the mind.
It is also the sublime-language of science.

In computer language it appears as a Json-DAG on Kafka-in-serverless mode: a mainframe language that can query itself.

by metawave November 10, 2021

Jewish dictators

Government leaders who happen to be Jewish who have big noses.

The Jewish dictators are coming for us.

by Zeus! October 2, 2021

jewish

Someone (Typically "ashkanazi") who says dumb, obnoxious, and frightful things. Originates from Poland, "Ashki" a fool, a bastard.

That jewish bloke raped my sister

by Fish Lizard October 12, 2021

Jewish cameron

Someone who is a jew and lived in the ww2 times

Back in the jewish cameron days my stepmum fucked me

by Jjdaniel July 21, 2021