Jeffism

Turning others into twisted, perverted demons.

Stranger: "My dad just died"
Jeffistic manwhore: "And you haven't eaten him yet? Might I hand you this flyer for the church of Jeffism?"

by Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap September 26, 2009

jeffrey dahmer

an extremely fucked up person. slayer wrote a good song about him called "213". why 213?? because that was his apartment number where he killed and fucked people.

driving compulsion morbid thoughts come to mind, sexual realease buried deep inside. complete control of a prized possession. to touch and fondle with no objection. lonely souls, an emptiness fulfilled. physical pleasure and addictive thrill. an object of perverted reality. an obsession beyond your wildest dreams. death loves final embrace. your cool tenderness, memories keep love alive, memories will never die.
------------slayer rules---------------

by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005

Jeff

A wonderful, cool, athletic boy who is best friends with everybody and has great knowledge of everything in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff, Jeff, Jeff,
A wonderful name for a boy.

by Future Superstar January 28, 2009

Jeff Foxworthy

One of the best comedians ever

Jeff Foxworthy is on Blue Coller TV now on Comedy Central Monday nights at 10

by SCANK March 21, 2005

Jeff Mills

= Pills

Rhyming slang for disco biscuits, after the techno DJ.

"Did you score any Jeff Mills?"
"I tried to, but it all went a bit Pete Tong."

by Bob Holness December 12, 2004

Jeff

He hates me, he is a worker for the urban dictionary live support, I try to be his friend, but nOOOOOO, he's to good for me.

jeff

by Baznigger April 25, 2019

Jeff Bezos

An example of a financially rich person who got too much time in their hands and less-than-average care and salaries for their workers, they are mostly corrupted bastards who exploit people by using outdated or redundant memes, often making one themselves, and has flown to outer space at least once.

Jeff Bezos is an absolutely greedy asshole, fuck him and his shitty company.

by da4ssfück3r July 23, 2021