Jade Harley

The hottest character in the hit anime, Homestuck.

"Jade Harley is so hot."

by ToastedT0ast November 4, 2020

jade monkey

A mystical creature that was created out of stupid drunkety talk, that possesses extreme powers when armed with the jade stone.

I've searched all of Mingara and can't find the Jade Monkey. It might be at the Burma servo

by sarahjames August 5, 2006

jade hill

A Slut that's from six nations reserve that sucked her first dick at the age of nine.

Hey look it's that whore "Jade Hill"

by Rawriie February 1, 2017

jade fire

The best f'in band in the world - or at least new jersey.
Ska-Punk-Core-Glory

I saw jade fire yesterday and they were so good i shat myself

by miguel September 3, 2003

jade

a stupid bitch.. who is a hater ! Her pussy stink🤮ugly asf

jade you don’t wanna be around a girl name jade

by uebangjgvekub May 6, 2019

jaded dick

1. a dick that one has to "work" to get hard.
2. a man who has screwed so many women that he is jaded.
3. a dick that is incapable of getting really hard even though the he is super turned on.

girl - we tried to have sex but he had a jaded dick, not only did i have to work hard for the erection, the erection never even got rock hard...

girls friend - this guy cant even cum when he gets a supreme blow job, and i know three girls who have domed him.

girl - CHRIST, and he's only 17!

by LandMforeva May 13, 2008

getting jaded

When a girl gets double teamed by two dudes, but claims it was an accident.

- "And then she told me she had sex with two dudes?"
~ "Dude you're dating a slut, man"
- "No way, she said it happened on accident!"
~ "How the fuck does that happen on accident? She was getting jaded, bro"

by Laughhinginghatcher November 27, 2013