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jose pentoja

A tall ass nigga, who likes big ass trucks, going around touching noe and this gay ass son' Bitch who likes sped cars with retarded ass wheels
by FirstClass6969 May 9, 2017
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Jose

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by my pseudonym2 October 7, 2019
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Jose

Jose is one of the most loving, caring and most loyal person you'll ever run into. He is always there for you and always picks you up when you're down.
He never let's you down and he always tries his best. If you find yourself someone called Jose, make sure you keep them because it's hard to find another. He is one of the most adorable people on the planet not only his face but also his personality. Keep him in your life and don't let go.
Casie: omg a Jose I'm so lucky to find you
Jose: no you're not!
Casie: YES I AM I'LL KEEP YOU 4EVER
by Casieskc November 18, 2019
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Josaphine

She is a strong independent girl! She’s brave and is a very loyal person! She’s great at everything she does. She has a sassy personality. She also is a great listener and she is a great friend!
Did you see how nice Josaphine is?
by NO GOOD PEOPLE January 17, 2021
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Joseph Stalin

Person 1: dude did you see his mustache
Person2:yea that Joseph Stalin
by Mrcheesedabdab March 24, 2021
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Josephine

A very beautiful girl, most likely to have the last name Hernandez, she is very creative, smart (but has her moments) and very awesome. basically the sweetest hottest girl to walk.
cristian: dude i asked josephine out april 10th, and she totally said yes!
dude: whoa bro, your effen lucky!
by boogerknuckle November 5, 2011
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San Jose Sharks

Basically the most beastest NHL team their is, though never won a stanley cup, since theve only been around for about 2 decades, but their just amazing.
Person 1: Isnt a Shark a fish?
Person 2: No, but like the shark-fish they will eat any team/fish alive.
Person 1: San Jose Sharks are beast
by Juliejonas February 9, 2010
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