Jeremy Cunt

4'10 Wide, Mount everest, Titanic, A large celestial body

Jeremy Cunt is defined as A large celestial Body Floating In space

Jeremy: Wanna suck
Ben: You're too fat

by Mcdonal douglas June 8, 2024

Jeremy

Angel in the streets, devil in the sheets. 7 feet tall. 7 feet dick. Gets excluded a lot by his friends and isn’t noticed very often. Has a knack for getting knocked down by cars. Blocks out the h8ers (Stephen Roche) with his giant hands. Drives a Skoda Fabia. Has never been seen in the same room as Francis Higgins. Coincidence? I think not.

Watch out! Jeremy’s got a knife!
That’s Jeremy’s seat.

by Diggaaaay November 25, 2019

Jeremy

A big football fan. Mostly likes his favorite team, The Buffallo Bills.

Mark: "Hey did you see how intense that guy was into his football game?"
Brad: "Yeah and his name is Jeremy"

by Dagod11! November 6, 2023

Jeremy

The swaggiest person you've ever met. He is so cool that you will wish you were friends with him if you aren't, and it'll cure your depression if you are. He's really into the coolest fandoms (for example; everyone likes undertale which is super cool and homestuck is amazing) and will drag you down into the depths of them with him. He will defend you against bullies and will not hesitate to beat the shit out of someone for you. He is the strongest person, even stronger than the guys who work out regularly.

"WOW IS THAT JEREMY"
"YEAH"
"WOW HES SO COOL I WANNA BE HIS FRIEND"

"IKR HE CURED ALL SEVEN OF MY MENTAL ILLNESSESS"
"IKR AND HES SO HOT AND SEXY"
"IKR!! LIKE ZOO WEE MAMA!!!!!!111!!!!1"

by BitchMaster06 September 14, 2022

Ron Jeremy

Brown or poppy purple or sloppy??

The heron named Ron Jeremy poached the fish out of the lake and boiled it in its #bill.

by Fillextra July 10, 2022

Dirty Jeremy

A dirty Jeremy is when he likes to be gay with his homie Tanner

Hey want to do a dirty Jeremy and be gay

by Քտ«տմէռղս April 24, 2022

Jeremy

Jeremy is the most hottest and most sexiest guy alive. He sucks on toes . He’s the sweetest boy you could ever meet. The love I have for jeremy is a lot. He makes me smile and he brightens up my day. i can go on for years writing about Jeremy. Jeremy the most beautiful eyes and the most attractive voice. i can literally listen to his voice non stop for the rest of my life and never get bored of it. I, Ruth, know that HE is the dude that I wanna marry and spend the rest of my LIFE with. i still can’t believe he’ll suck on Kylie’s toes but it’s wtv 😒. We may be far from each other but never a part. - Love Ruth

Kylie- Damn Jeremy your man ? 😫
Ruth- yea, too bad u can’t have him. he’s already mine.

by Jeremy’s wife February 26, 2022