j-spray

street term for semen.
jizz, jizzem, j-spray

dude, i totally blew my j-spray all over megan's face last night after i one-handed her. :)

by big red2 November 22, 2007

J Bombing

Unnecessary showing off done usually by musicians

Their drummer is totally J Bombing the crowd right now.

by P0pe W0nka January 1, 2011

Down with the J

Someone who really like Jesus and his father, and often feels the need to let others know of their Christ love.

-Why is Paul always up so early on Sunday?
-He is totally down with the J man!

by Sguar1 December 28, 2008

Twisty J

A double handed handjob where the hands are simultaneously moving vertically and horizontally against the penis.

Dude, you wouldn't believe it, my girl gave me a narly twisty j last night

by Kaleous Maximus February 28, 2011

Sleepy J

Whilst receiving a handjob, your girlfriend falls asleep. You must then finish up.

My girlfriend fell asleep and I had to pull a sleepy J.

by weinerhuggeryaya December 2, 2011

j-heezy

nick name for joe harrick... one of glenville state colleges finest...

yooo j-heezy wats popp'N?

by droooooodle May 1, 2010

trey-J

to get high on weed and jack off.

trey smmoked a blunt and then went home and had a trey-J

by tent January 10, 2008