Tax In Italian

When imposta sus 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Mario: Hey Luigi

Luigi: Yes Mario?
Mario: Translate Tax in Italian

Luigi:ok
Mario: Imposta SUS
Luigi: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by Babaooey 21 Sussy October 12, 2021

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Frozen Italian

the frozen italian is when you’re significant other takes a brand of italian meats and blends it up and molds it into a meat log freezes it and uses it as a strap-on.

hey hunny you want to get out the “Frozen Italian” tonight?

by she got a rack doe August 6, 2021

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The Italian twist

When a man and a woman are having sex then then man hangs from the ceiling fan hitting the woman in the head with his dick

Yo bro did you hear Sam did the Italian twist with Cary, shit was crazy

by Jenniferlopezestoe February 22, 2022

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Mobile Italian

When your partner cums on a pizza and you eat it while you drive

"hey Tony, are you going to meet us at the restaurant today?*

"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"

by AP0TH30SIS August 16, 2021

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Italian Applesauce

It's where one person vomits into a cup, then spreads it evenly over their partner's private region, and ends it with a classic Italian chef's kiss.

"So last night Jessica took me back to her place, and she let me do the Italian Applesauce on her."

"Bro, that's so sick!

by VestricTamer May 27, 2023

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When speaking of one's Italian muscle, one often refers to the male genitalia also referred to as 'phallus'. Due to the Italian culture often being associated with romance and affection, and the penis being a prominent muscle, one's "Italian muscle" is a reference to one's penis.

"He really knows how to flex his Italian muscle"
"I could use some Italian muscle on Friday night"

by Michelangelo November 29, 2021

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