Heat up your girls asshole, then take a frozen mozzarella stick and strap it to ur cock. Then continue to cook it by penetrating ur girls asshole.
by queer cum guzzler December 8, 2022
Get the Italian dinnermug. It's where one person vomits into a cup, then spreads it evenly over their partner's private region, and ends it with a classic Italian chef's kiss.
"So last night Jessica took me back to her place, and she let me do the Italian Applesauce on her."
"Bro, that's so sick!
"Bro, that's so sick!
by VestricTamer May 27, 2023
Get the Italian Applesaucemug. by The Logical Fallacy May 4, 2018
Get the Red Italianmug. A girl's dense pube stubble, which is at the perfect length so as to rub one's dick raw after prolonged boning.
1: She had Italian sandpaper so my dick hurts, but it was definitely worth it.
2: Ouch, my cock has an Italian sandpaper burn.
2: Ouch, my cock has an Italian sandpaper burn.
by slowly healing August 29, 2019
Get the Italian sandpapermug. by BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH March 7, 2019
Get the Italian Stallionmug. by Self-Explanitory May 28, 2016
Get the italian pastamug. The Italian Clench - Imagine missionary sex, but instead of locking eyes, the male counterpart locks their legs and arms firmly around their partner, creating an Italian Clench. In order to complete the Italian Clench, the partner on top must wrap all extremities around their partner to create a pretzel like formation, all the while, thrusting only with their hips.
Carmela: How was your date with Chad last night?
Meadow: It was great, we got drinks and afterwards we went back to his apartment and he gave me the Italian Clench.
Carmela: Oh he's Italian?! That's so great you're dating someone from the old country.
Meadow: Yeah, but the whole time I was getting Italian Clenched he whispered "gabba goo" in my ear...
Ethan: Dude, did you end up getting laid last night? We lost track of you after we slammed those jager bombs with that girl you were on a date with.
Chad: Oh yeah, we went back to my place and I gave her the Italian Clench.
Meadow: It was great, we got drinks and afterwards we went back to his apartment and he gave me the Italian Clench.
Carmela: Oh he's Italian?! That's so great you're dating someone from the old country.
Meadow: Yeah, but the whole time I was getting Italian Clenched he whispered "gabba goo" in my ear...
Ethan: Dude, did you end up getting laid last night? We lost track of you after we slammed those jager bombs with that girl you were on a date with.
Chad: Oh yeah, we went back to my place and I gave her the Italian Clench.
by scum bucket April 1, 2021
Get the The Italian Clenchmug.