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Local Science

Fancy word for 'thinking'
According to local science, the answer to 2+2 = 6. How the scientists came by that conclusion, is unknown.
by Partydoos January 20, 2020
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Science

The result of a perception in which all naturally occurring phenomena will comply with each other in a discrete and static manner; (2) the process by which such phenomena are judged. See also: Scientific Method; (3) proof of such judgment; (4. v.) to take such judgment for granted, or, to apply it in practice.
1. "The sky is white!" "Well...Science says otherwise, for now."
2. "We used Science, e.g. verified the current hypothetical coefficients with reality."
3. Genetics provides a formal Science that supports the Theory of Evolution.
4. "Wanna build a robot?" "Fosho, let's science!"
by soloyoloyuppie42 June 21, 2017
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science lesson

student A: Let's make newton stand up for the science lesson!
student B: Also honrich!
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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TCI Science

TCI is pain and suffering. It is an entire app just about reading random text about the fucking Mesopotamian river or sum other shit idk. when it can be summarized in one sentence or less. TCI is dumb and shouldn't be used in schools.
Teacher "Alright open TCI Science"
Student "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK TCI Science"
by tcihatercartifan6969420 February 23, 2023
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Science

A way to think you know more than you do by accessing an unlimited amount of what is already known. A way to attempt to explain everything in the world so that nobody else is right but you.
There are things science doesn't explain, religion doesn't cover, and spiritual people don't see because they think the answer to everything is based on the triumph of the human spirit. They don't believe in anything they don't know, can't see, or can't explain (therefore they don't accept it as anything but insane), but they expect to be accepted by others themselves. They expect compromise and change, but like their enemies, will never change or surrender themselves. There doesn't need to be peace or satisfaction, there never has been peace or satisfaction.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020
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Life Science Major

A Health Science Major Reject

(Life science is similar to, but less completive then health science, and thus attracts health science rejects who still plan on med-school)
Life science Major: Life Science is basically health science *huffs copium*

Therapist: Ahh, we are still in the first stage of grief, I see.
by premed guru June 18, 2025
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Science talent

A bunch of societal rejects on crack who may or may not be big brain.
did you hear that Joe is in science talent
by the societal reject February 17, 2022
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