snatch snap

The upsetting and painful breakage of an erect penis when copulation is much too vigorous and intense.

Sam is in the hospital from the horrific snatch snap he experienced last night after the party.

by Mike The Wizard January 11, 2008

Snap-a-doo

A cutesy variation on the word snapper (which is obviously slang for vagina)

Used by parents who don't feel comfortable using the anatomically correct terms. These same parents refer to a penis as a ding-dong.

Young girl talking to her Dad.

"Daddy my snap-a-doo is itchy what do I do?"

"Tell your Mom"

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

snap a cable

to deficate, poop.

Man, I gotta go snap a cable!

by Timothy Boniface August 2, 2008

snap atm

When a man or woman does ass to mouth for food stamps.

That bitch is so desperate that she will snap atm you for your ebt card!

by 511cid August 23, 2011

snap shit

A term coined by yours truly, used to combine, synergistically, the meanings of oh snap and oh shit, to convey a deeper sense of humiliation and embarrassment.

Usage may vary between 'snap shit!', 'oh snap shit!', 'aww snap shit!', or the addition of an 's' as in 'snap shits!'.

Example 1:

Sal J: Man Isa you were on fire last night on Halo 3
Ammr: Yea you totally pwned both of us, we got no kills!
Isa: Lol you noobs, I wasn't playing last night, it was my baby sister!
Majed: Aww Snap shits!

Example 2:

Isa and Ammr playing Fear
Isa: man this game is creepy!
*something scary happens*
Ammr: OMG i just crapped my pants!
Isa: snap shits!

Example 3:

Person 1: man that girl is ugly
Person 2: that's my sister you bitch
Person 3: Oh snap shit!!

by Aymenov April 3, 2008

cap snap

verb; the act of sending a hostile tone through capatilized text either through text messaging or online chat.

"Yeah, I tried texting him an I'm sorry but he just cap snapped at me."

by Weeberman October 18, 2007

snap head

I cleaner way of saying "dick head" as the word "snap" is replaced as such. "Snap" can actually be used in lieu of many derogatory words. This is in effect an expansion of the word "snap" from its previous ability to express expression.

RexFX is such a fucking snap head.

Kyle, what the snap! Snap that!

by kickit March 8, 2005