When a person or a group of people attempt to compete with another person or institution and clearly falls short.
by TheSwagYang September 27, 2010
nice girl: I like you
Guy: Uh, thanks but I have a girlfriend
Nice girl: I don't know why you go for girls who are ugly w*ores
Nice girl: Leave me alone
Guy: Leaves*
Nice girl: Ugh, you're so dumb and useless
Nice girl: If a girl cheats on you it's your fault
Random person: What if a guy cheats
Nice girl: Then he is an idiot
Guy: Uh, thanks but I have a girlfriend
Nice girl: I don't know why you go for girls who are ugly w*ores
Nice girl: Leave me alone
Guy: Leaves*
Nice girl: Ugh, you're so dumb and useless
Nice girl: If a girl cheats on you it's your fault
Random person: What if a guy cheats
Nice girl: Then he is an idiot
by Wideeyedweirdo August 25, 2020
by Pasta Boi January 07, 2020
A person of the male variety that has no personality of his own, and makes up for it by giving a girl compliments until she, hopefully, at some point in the distant future, may give him a disinterested hand-job while watching Grey's Anatomy.
Not to be confused with a Genuine Guy, the nice guy may give off the appearance of understanding, so that a mentally unstable girl (Probably with an eating disorder or depression) feels like she can trust in him. He sometimes likes to pretend that he has a deep and meaningful side to him in order to get a girl to feel sympathy for him.
Note: On many occasions, a nice guy may seem like he's trying to do what's best for the Girl. This is false. When a nice guy says "You shouldn't be dating X, he's not any good for you", what he is not trying to get you to make the right choice. He's trying to get in your pants, and he's using the lowest possible way of doing so: Deception.
The main difference between normal guys and nice guys is that a normal guy will say what he thinks, whereas a nice guy will say whatever will make a girl the happiest.
In short: If you're a girl, avoid them like the plague.
If you ARE a nice guy, harden the fuck up and form a personality of your own.
Not to be confused with a Genuine Guy, the nice guy may give off the appearance of understanding, so that a mentally unstable girl (Probably with an eating disorder or depression) feels like she can trust in him. He sometimes likes to pretend that he has a deep and meaningful side to him in order to get a girl to feel sympathy for him.
Note: On many occasions, a nice guy may seem like he's trying to do what's best for the Girl. This is false. When a nice guy says "You shouldn't be dating X, he's not any good for you", what he is not trying to get you to make the right choice. He's trying to get in your pants, and he's using the lowest possible way of doing so: Deception.
The main difference between normal guys and nice guys is that a normal guy will say what he thinks, whereas a nice guy will say whatever will make a girl the happiest.
In short: If you're a girl, avoid them like the plague.
If you ARE a nice guy, harden the fuck up and form a personality of your own.
When a guy likes a girl:
Normal guy: "Hey, want to go out on a date?"
Nice guy: "I love you, I'll only ever be happy if you're with me, so if you don't go out with me I'll kill myself!"
(Note: Some guy actually used that last line on my girlfriend. What's even more depressing is that she fell for it)
Normal guy: "Hey, want to go out on a date?"
Nice guy: "I love you, I'll only ever be happy if you're with me, so if you don't go out with me I'll kill myself!"
(Note: Some guy actually used that last line on my girlfriend. What's even more depressing is that she fell for it)
by Zerotrousers March 14, 2011
What people will answer when they don`t give a shit about your story (or are completely disgusted by it). It normally comes from people that just won`t tell you what you what they really think.
by Mariotol December 08, 2010
Used as a get out clause to laugh at something you shouldnt really be laughing at. So everybody thinks your laughing at your friends shirt when really your laughing at the unfortunate person/thing.
used in conjunction with a direction, often the classic time direction to avoid unwanted attention.
used in conjunction with a direction, often the classic time direction to avoid unwanted attention.
'After seeing really tall woman with really small man in front of us'
Me: Nice shirt 12 O'Clock
Friend: Pfffff
by Maudley November 26, 2006
A person who never gets the girl, always finishes last, and most importantly, doesn't play Rock N' Roll.
by Lupus September 22, 2004