I am the proud owner of 12 inches

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I am the proud owner of 12 inches of pure sausage.

by DangerousNonce6 July 7, 2021

3 inches

how long my dong is... from the ground!

hey im 3 inches from the ground bitch

by hey what r u eating April 30, 2005

Inchwormer

A man that has a very small penis.

Girl 1: What happened between you and Alex? I thought things were going so well.

Girl 2: well...we were in bed, it was gettin' all hot n' heavy and then I saw it, he was a total inchwormer

by BronxbabyGirl March 6, 2009

14 incher

black cock

want to suck my 14 incher

by chambobro11 September 6, 2017

inchage

Measuring a penis.

No you didn't girl!?, on the first date? What's his inchage?

by :) penis investigations December 29, 2009

69 inches

What Vladimir Putin has in my AMAZING fanfic. You should read it. It’s called Kidnapped for Love Boris x Vladimir. My username is unpocogaga.

Vladdy daddy has 69 inches.

by MyWattpadIs-unpocogaga February 13, 2023

12 incher

A 12 incher is a school ruler. Not the principal, but the superintendent.

Fundo's girlfriend visited the 12 incher to get a better grade, and ended up choking in tears.

by authOOr July 10, 2006