Italian

People who like to have fun and dont get pissed of easy, but look out when they do. All of you people who say you have to have dark hair tanned skin and dark eyes are dumb. i am 100 percent Sicilian(Yes, unfourtunently the italians run Sicily) and I have light brown skin dark brown hair and blue eyes. My Uncle Rocco has red hair. We have close familys, and our grandmas are always willing to make us a sandwich.

Johnny-Nello you and your italian family are fucking stupid

Nello-Piss off prick dont fuck with my family

Johnny-Hey take it easy dago

Nello-ya fuckin dead

Johnny-K sorry Nello take it easy im sorry

Nello-thats right you faccia lorda

by LittleDominickG October 3, 2008

Italian Apple

A meatball...plain and simple.

Fuck cannoli! I want an Italian apple for dessert.

by Angelo D August 26, 2008

italian foreplay

ten minutes of begging

a fon coule, that girl... even my best Italian foreplay, natch.

by carmine calandrone March 9, 2012

Italian

I'm so sick of hearing this ridiculous shit that Italian people "aren't white"

NEVER BEFORE have I heard this before I came to this site and saw these ridiculously stupid definitions

ITALIAN PEOPLE ARE INDEED WHITE! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!

I'm Italian and I'm light skinned, and damn proud of it!
And no, I most certainly do NOT fit the horrible Italian-American stereotype.
The only reason the douche bag guidos are tanned is because THEY'RE FAKE TANS!

IF YOU'RE ITALIAN, YOU'RE WHITE, SO BE HAPPY

Irish Man: I'm white! go me!
Italian Man: Me too! go US!
Irish and Italian Man: WE ROCK!

by AlexGaba December 4, 2009

Italian Soda

When you urinate in a girl's mouth and then turn around and fart in it to where it makes jacuzzi like bubbles while she gargles the word "Carmine"

Hey bro, I just gave your mom the italian soda!

by F'n Nick September 25, 2010

Italian Nasal Soup

A collection of heroin-addicted homosexual Italians' boogers which has been microwaved, and then frozen into a penis mould, which is then used to sexually pleasure one's partner anally, and then used as a garnish for soup, which the other partners then consumes.

Leroy enjoyed Tyrone's Italian Nasal Soup after an intense booger penetration session.

by ScottJamalSecond October 16, 2011

Italian spooning

When a man and a woman sleep together and the man sleeps with his penis inside the woman's vagina.

Jeff: "Hey baby, are up for some Italian spooning tonight?"
Kelsey: "You can park it for the night hun."
Jeff: "Fuck yea!"

by coltsrock37 March 21, 2012