Horny Mature Mama

A very horny, mature, mother who secretly has sex with her son's friend because she thinks he is handsome and intelligent.

Caree has one Horny Mature Mama!

by King Byron February 25, 2015

Horny Donut

Put a donut in the males ass and then have the women proceed with eating it out. Eliminating any crumbs from the anus.

The man loved the horny donut his girlfriend gave him on a wonderful Saturday morning.

by dirty monkey March 31, 2015

horny boombox

When the bass in your car is so bumpin you get a boner

Austins truck is such a horny boombox

by BiggyD April 21, 2015

Horny Toad

A aroused Toad.

The name of a expensive clothing website.

Horny Toad - I want to engulf the narrow space that is your vagina, with my seed.

Not so Horny Toad - I would have considered it but now, I think you're just gross.

Ex.2
Man, you should check out www.hornytoad.com I went there expecting porn but, instead I found awesome cloths that don't stain easily.

by A Guy Who is Fucking Your Mom August 13, 2015

hornymess

Hornymess is when you are just so horny about a certain topic or person that your genitalia craves that subject so much that you need that satisfaction of an orgasmic sensation.

Jaden was such a hornymess for cheerleaders.

by Thebootymonster March 31, 2016

Hornyvore

A person or thing who is always hungry for sex, does in public and keeps gaining weight because of it.

Eric: Stacy is such a hornyvore, she can't seem to stop having sex in public.
Jordan: Yeah, look how big she's getting!
Eric: It seems to be going to her toes.

by Nat in the house August 23, 2016

horp pollorp

The retarded masses

Finally the horp pollorp are catching up to dick cheney's crimes.

by negutits June 12, 2016