No homo handshake

A handshake with one persons hand open and the other in a closed fist. After the initial fist to hand bump, the handshakers switch and bump again.

Your handshake is gay, try the no homo handshake.

by MSTR-HAKR January 1, 2012

Liam e homo

Norwegian slang for Liam is gay. Used to say that Liam is gay.

Hi how are you?
Not good, just found out that Liam e homo

by Liam e homo November 9, 2020

HOMO GOT COCK

A gay parody of Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back that I made up. I'm straight, believe it or not.

HOMO GOT COCK

I like big cocks and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a guy walks in with an itty-bitty asshole
And a long thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that dick was stuffed
Deep in the jeans he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that trouser snake you got
Makes me so horny
Ooh, rub his smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average turd burglar friendz

I've seen them gay dancin'
To hell with romancin'
Sweat, wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of queer magazines
Saying average logs are the thing
Take the average flaming man and ask him that
He's gotta pack much junk

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your boytoy got the meat (hell yeah)
Tell him to shake it, (shake it), shake it, (shake it), shake that healthy bolt and nuts

Homo got cock

(LA face with a San Fran bulge)

I like'em long and thick
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my gay scandal

I wanna get you home
And uh, double up uh uh
I aint talkin bout playgirl
Cuz penis pumps are made for little boys
I wann'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Felch-a-lot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubblehead
So I'm lookin' at gay porn videos
Knockin' these himbos walkin' like trannies
You can have them himbos
I'll keep my men like Jeff Stryker
A word to the thick dick brothas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be 'straight' when I say I wanna uhhhh
Till the break of dawn
Homo got it goin on
A lot of itty-bitty men won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So Queerbaits (yeah), Queerbaits (yeah)
If you wanna fuck my ass (yeah)
Then turn around
Whip it out
Even white boys got to shout

Homo got cock
Homo got cock

Yeah Queermo
When it comes to males
The Advocate ain't got nothin to do with my selection
13 inches long, 8 inches around
Uh-uh
Only when he's flaccid

So your boyfriend rolls a Hummer
Playin' bareback tapes by Chad Hunt and Matt Summers
But Summers ain't got a motor inna' front of his Hummer
My buns don't want none unless you've got an anaconda, hon
You can do vacuum pump or pills, but please go get penis enlargement surgery
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the dick ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So, In Touch says you're little
Well, I ain't down with that
Cuz your asshole is small and your bat is swinging low
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the short beanpole queens in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a well endowed fairy, I can't resist him
Genetics and Testosterone didn't miss him
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his boytoys are on my list
He had game, but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So queermos, if the dick is long and weighs some hefty pounds
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-gayfuck and kick them nasty thoughts

Homo got cock
Homo got cock

I love that song HOMO GOT COCK, it makes me want to fuck a massive cock.

by jcms July 29, 2008

homo

A derogatory term used against homosexuals by insecure and often insigificant heterosexuals. More often than not, people who use the word "homo" in this sense are people the gay population wouldn't want to fuck anyway.

by Ho-Mo April 1, 2003

Homo 49

A man that looks, talks, dresses and acts gay, yet has a very high kill count with the ladies. A guy that is 49% gay.

Dude 1: Man, I would have sworn that Bruce was gay, but he scores more than USA basketball in the Olympics.

Dude 2: Yeah, Bruce is a Homo 49!

by beerstudk February 20, 2010

homo eroticus

Homo Eroticus(Homsexual Upright Man) is an extinct species of the genus Homo. Many believe its demise to be a direct result of it's homosexual tendencies. I.E., the species was extremely inefficient at reproduction.

Throughout much of the 20th century, anthropologists have debated the role of H. Eroticus in human evolution. Some claim that H. Eroticus is the first example of modern homosexuality. Other claim the species is a distant anomoly, unrelated to human (H. Sapiens) activity.

H. Eroticus remains an important hominin since it is believed to be the first to leave Africa. Scorned for its nefarious sexual acts, the H. Eroticus was forced out of its stronghold on the dark continent by more conservative Homo species.

Some Scientist claim Rosie O'Donnell to be a distant relative of Homo Eroticus

by venus as a boy October 5, 2006

Homo fapiens

1. A term used to describe a person who spends excessive amounts of time fapping.
2. A mispronunciation of 'homo sapiens'.

Joel: What's up with Pete? He keeps disappearing into his room.
Francois: That guy's addicted to fapping... He's a real live specimen of Homo fapiens.

by Silversword June 5, 2011