Homophobe

Scared of gay people and bisexuals. Scared of getting touched by them because they might make you gay.

Look at the guy over there, the homophobe is running from him

by WhyDidHeLeave? March 4, 2024

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Homophobephobia

Fear of homophobic people

Jacob has homophobephobia, a fear of homophobic people

by @Melanie's_LightShower June 2, 2025

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A homophobe is a dirt slob who likes to eat at Hooters, goes to titty bars every weekend and has posters of nude women all over their walls. They're constantly talking about pussy and bragging about how much pussy they get but in actuality they get little to none. They hate LGBT people because they're jealous that LGBT folk actually have an amazing sex life, while the homophobe is a limp dicked buffoon who needs Viagra to get it up. The homophobe is obsessed with being manly and considers it manly to be a slob. They have dirt on their hands because they don't wash often, they like farting around people, they wear shit stained underwear, they don't wipe their ass, they have a gruff appearance and look like they haven't shaved in a few days. They talk with a course voice like they have a sore throat. Their favorite apparel is flannel shirts and clothes with a hunting camouflage pattern. They consider it manly to go hunting and kill dear that can't defend themselves. Their favorite drink up until 2023 was Bud Light when they immediately switched to Coors. They want to make sure everyone around them is straight and they will often ask other guys questions such as “so, you got a girlfriend?” or “wanna go to a titty bar?” to try to determine if all guys around them are straight.

Homophobes would be out murdering LGBT people if law enforcement did not exist.

by Bill Beef July 3, 2025

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