hockey-goal shower

A quick shower in which one only washes the armpits, the feet, and the privates. Derived from the five places to shoot the puck past the hockey goalie- the four corners and between the goalie's legs.

I didn't have much time after working out to get cleaned up before going to class, so I just took a hockey-goal shower (or, I hockey-goaled it).

by Troyus Maximus October 17, 2008

Facebook Hockey

A phrase based on a non-existant social media game hosted on Facebook. It is used to garner another coworkers uderstanding of the phrase bukkake.

Coworker #1: "Hey xxxxx. What's up?"
Coworker #2: "Playin Facebook Hockey."
Coworker #1: "What's Facebook Hockey?"
Coworker #2: "Say it a couple times."
Coworker #3: "Facebook hockey, facebook hockey, face......oh man...."

by Lesotho October 24, 2009

hockey

Only the best sport in the history of Earth. It is especially enjoyed by Canadians. Americans think they can play it, but they can't and never will. Canada RULES THE HOCKEY WORLD. Watch Hockey Day In Canada.

Canada winning Gold in the 2002 Olympics in both Mens and Womens hockey.

by mizzhockeystar January 2, 2006

hockeybox

slang country expression for someones rectum

That dude is queer for sure. He takes it up the hockeybox

by bryced April 28, 2006

Hochstetler

A Hochstetler is a brave, intelligent , and kind hero who always gets the girl. A hochstetler also is so sexy that most girls get wet at just the sight of him

Girl:wow that was amazing that Hochstetler is a great love maker

by Hobwell Jr. April 18, 2011

Hockey Wiener

It's a wiener with high stamina and great performance capabilities

I may have a small wiener, but at least it's a Hockey Wiener.

I want that Hockey Wiener of yours right now!

I dont want a big Penis. all girls real want is a Hockey Wiener

by russian21 April 29, 2010

Hock Chuan

A dentist that lies about going to Napa Valley but instead, ends up in Vegas.

Jia Jin: I told my wife I went for coffee but here I am, drinking beer with you guys.

Beh: Damn, you just did a Hock Chuan.

by Homomo November 10, 2010