Russian Heat Helmet

It is a combination between a Roman Soldier Helmet and a Heat Pump where in the midst of delivering a Roman Soldier Helmet the male takes either and accidental or purposeful shit on the victims forehead. Thus delivering a hot steamer on their face.

"Thank god we had a load of wet wipes in the next room over because after a few drinks my boyfriend got real wild and gave me A Russian Heat Helmet. It made quite the mess."

by Zeek Shop December 7, 2021

boabys helmet

the bellend , the glans of the penis , the “hat”

Christ , Sharon - you should have seen how purple his boabys helmet went when I tickled his ballsack

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Foot helmet

Protection for all the piggies.
Market , beef, and none , all in one..

Yo bro! Slip on those foot helmets! It’s time to get funky and jam

by Jjiml July 7, 2022

Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.

Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....

by Shirtless Peja March 8, 2014

Indoor Helmet

A helmet specially made for mentally slow people so that they do not injure themselves while performing menial daily activities. Usually given as an award for incredibly stupid or dangerous behavior.

Rob : Shit bobby just flipped over the coffee table in the dark again!

Jan : that dumbass, the light switch is right there!

Rob : Well, he gets the Indoor Helmet of the Day Award again!

Bobby : OWWWW!

by Kainaluboi July 6, 2012

Helmet Time

What time it is when Chris and Steve are working above your head.

She wouldn't have been hurt, by the falling ball, if she knew it was Helmet Time

by JasonFive February 24, 2005

German Army Helmet

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.

I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.

by kdawk August 4, 2018