two handed dismount

The act of pushing your partner out an open window upon dismounting. This is generally reserved for those situations when you want to make sure she doesn't call you back. Throwing her her clothes is optional. This move requires that you are in doggy style position prior to dismount. Not recommended if you live in an apartment building, or are on the 2nd floor of a home while performing.

This term can also simply be used to describe a situation where you banged a girl you brought home and then avoided her until she went away.

I was at the bar the other night and brought home a really skanky broad. I had to make sure I got rid of her, so I gave her the two handed dismount. I felt kinda bad, so I threw her her clothes.

by Big red machine March 25, 2007

hansel and gretel

When a brother and sister get it on!

Hey, yo, don't be like hicks and be like hansel and gretel

by Shizzle DOG November 18, 2002

Mr. Hansen

A medium height jack ass. That thinks he's the shit and is very immature person who carries a life saver (which isn't very life saving by the way.) A Mr. Hansen is also lazy person that don't do shit.

A Mr. Hansen is and faggot and who should never be trusted with anything or anyone.

Mr. Hansen is a faggot!!

by dooky flucking bratzzzzz May 18, 2018

caught-cum-handed

derived from the latinish phrase-word thing caught-red-handed. its when you know your dad isn't home and you hear whoreish, moaning noises from your parents bedroom and you walk in and you see your friend fucking your mother in her vagina and then at his climax pulls it out and sprays his cum all over your mothers face and other body parts such as her hands. he then will take his penis and stick it in your mothers mouth causing his wiener cheese to spray all over your mother. best when done with people named Susan. also known as friend-cum-in-your-mothers handididation.

Fuck were caught-cum-handed. Damn it Matt i was just about to jizz on your mom's face.

by Nigth Tigers March 28, 2008

left-handed

Cause of left-handedness. Lost cause in the eyes of educators, all due to that fact that lazy parents did not take the time to beat their children into the right habit at the appropriate age.

"All the job requirements are fulfilled...yet due to the fact that you are left-handed, we cannot hire you at our company at this time."
"Left-handed is like being ass handed."
"We left-handers also have rights! We want equality!"

by c_sheila September 25, 2005

haneen

When you say anything just for the sole purpose of getting famous even if people throw shit on you. Some things never change

She must be a haneen

by hansens May 19, 2020

hane

Where the sack meets the shaft.

"My hane itches"
"You smell like a sweaty hane"

by B to the Rock May 14, 2005