Hurted

When something hurt you so much you gotta say “damn bro that hurted me tho”

Damnnnn that hurted me
Wtf is hurted
Oh it’s a word Maddie made up

by K1ttyp1 December 6, 2020

Hurted

The ed version of Hurt

Anyae got hurted

by HyperSword15 October 29, 2017

happy hurt

Something like a song or memory that combines happiness and pain/sadness (i.e. a photo of your deceased dog)

The video I just saw of Tootsie made me happy hurt.

by Pseudosuckit June 9, 2023

Hurted

The past tense of being hurt

Remember when you fell”
“Yeah that hurted”

by Antdogurmum1234 October 20, 2018

Health Hurts

The greatest parody of Truth Hurts by Lizzo

“HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN

by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 28, 2020

mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Hurt

The thing that happens after your friends take turns punching your stomach cause they think you have abs

hey guys lets play bloody knuckles i swear it won't hurt

by "my real name" February 28, 2019