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Farmington Hills

Not exactly the most perfect city on earth, and NOT FARMINGTON. Located in Oakland County, Michigan, it's suburbia defined. The Farmington Public School district contains three high schools:
North Farmington: Known for lots and lots of fucking. Not kidding. So many pregnant girls, so many STD's. Also known for the greatest GSA around, and lots of openly LGBT students. Pretty sweet in that way, but also full of bitches.
Harrison: The drug school. The dogs and cops get called a TON, full of stoners. There are stoners at the other schools, but this one has the most.
Farmington: Shit, nobody cares about it unless they go, and if they go, they wish they went to HHS or NFHS.

Farmington Hills is not big, not hugely exciting, but pretty epic when you see all the cool people... At North.
Uncool person: "So you're from Farmington?"

Me: "FUCK NO BITCH I LIVE IN FARMINGTON FUCKING HILLS!"

Uncool person: "Jeez, sorry, Farmington Hills."

Person from Harrison: "You feel like soaring?"
Person from North: "Only if we can fuck like rabbits while we're high!"
Person from Farmington: "Dammit, we have no fun."
by SomeSwagOrSomething January 21, 2011
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Iron Hitler

An Iron Hitler starts out like a regular Hitler - by smearing shit under a sleeping or passed out persons nose and making a moustache. The ‘Iron’ part comes from then sticking the shit covered finger up both of the persons nostrils.
I gave a drunk and Iron Hitler last weekend and ended up with boogers on my finger.
by n9541086 February 6, 2007
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Hitler Melon

A computer animation mixed with real footage, showing Adolf Hitler eating a Watermelon. It can be seen on YouTube for example.
Dude1: OMG, did you see that video on YouTube of Hitler eating that Melon?
Dude2: Yeah it's called Hitler Melon.
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Hillside Village

An area located within El Sereno in East Los Angeles, CA (see El Sereno). Composed primarily of single family residences, Hillside Village is considered by many to be a more desireable place to live than surrounding El Sereno, and the nicest area of all of East Los Angeles.
I don't live in El Sereno, I live in Hillside Village.
by A.M.M. February 15, 2008
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laguna hills high school

a school where everyone is laid back and a stoner. even the honers kids.
Person 1: hey your chill, you must go to laguna hills high school
person 2: yeahhhh maaaannnnnn
by mmm777 September 23, 2012
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Hilsterical

A hybrid of hilarious and hysterical. Used to express something so funny that typical use of hilarious or hysterical, just wont do. Pronounced hill-stair-eeych-cul.
Guy 1: Bro did you see that guy get powned?!
Guy 2: Hells yes! It was hilsterical!
by Grc3 April 27, 2006
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hillsing

To stop being friends with someone or dislike them for absolutely no tangible reason whatsoever. Derived from the catty antics of The Hills Girls.

When the reason for the hate is given, the term hillsing can no longer be used for there is now a reason for the dislike. (So to hills, ignore said person till the issue snowballs to the point where if a confrontation ever happens, no one can be believed and claws will come out.)
Person 1 - That bitch is totally hillsing me. I haven't done anything to her.
Person 2 - Wow, how bitchy.

Person 3 - OMG! Lauren totally just Hillsed Heidi. And can you believe Brody did the same to Spencer?
Person 4 - Damn. If you care about this stuff, you have no life.
Person 5 - Did you hear? Aly got hillsed by Jess and now they are totally ignoring eachother. If they meet, i hope no one dies.
Person 4 - America these days...*Walks away in disgust*
by chrissyd May 14, 2008
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