half-your-age-plus-seven rule

A convenient rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent. Widely referred to and used, the rule has merit for usefulness. The full version states: "if you halve your years then add seven, you'll have the youngest decent age for a partner; if you double your years then subtract seven, you'll have the oldest decent age for a partner".
However it's somewhat flawed thanks to the poor mathematical ability of its authors -- it gives a different result depending on whether it is worked out for a younger or older partner.

26-year-old Barbara waited patiently until Jack turned 20, fulfilling the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, before pursuing him romantically.

by kriswa August 3, 2007

half-tard

Someone who exudes the characteristics of a mentally retarded person, but is not legally retarded.

Johnson is the king of the half-tards, but he doesn't actually play in the half-tard band like Mario does.

by t-dizzle July 6, 2004

Half Blood Prince

Half Blood Prince(HBP) is the 6th book in the "Harry Potter" series. It is the second to the last, and by far has made a bigger scene then the previous ones.

Friend 1:Dude i just read Harry Potter book 5
FRiend 2: Well Half BLood PRince is coming out so you can keep your pants on.

by Luke F July 27, 2005

break her in half

Typically used with the preceeding pronoun "her", a metaphor used when having sex/nailing/fucking a girl (commonly referred to as a slut, hoe or bitch) so vigorously that you could visualize splitting her in half up the centre (or up the back, respectively). Usually referring to a slim tall girl, or a cute, tiny petite one.

Often used in the degrading sense by a male among his peers to raise his esteem.

"I picked up the hottest slut at the bar last weekend: she was blonde, fit body, tight ass; the works. We're going out for drinks tonight :D.... I cant wait to take that bitch home and break her in half!"

by Darius69 July 11, 2006

half pint hero

Someone that can only handle half a pint of beer before getting drunk. Also known as 'larry lightweight' 'harry halfsesh' etc.

Oh my god dave is such a half pint hero

by Ollyc98 December 15, 2007

Half a Bastard

Being put inside the wumb before marriage and being born after

Dominick Hulett is a half a bastard

by TwoFinger69 August 27, 2010

Half Around

Sexual act on a woman, whereby oral and vaginal is sought but not anal. In other words just the front half or just half around

I wanna go half around that girl

by Smithy99 November 13, 2011