Greasy Spoon

A hazard of sleeping curled up with one's partner after a bile inducing meal, most often eaten at an establishment referred to by the same term.

Take some Immodium, babe, I'm not looking for a greasy spoon tonight.

by Josheau the Bald June 2, 2021

Greasy Turkey

A wet ratchet pussy with pussy lips that look like a turkey's gobbler.

I was going down on this hoe and as soon as I stuck it in her pussy was like a greasy turkey.

by Greasy Nigga May 15, 2014

greasy taco stamp

When a female places her wet vagina in someone's face leaving her lip prints.

Matt: Bro, what is on your face

Sammy: idk
Matt: looks like you got a greasy taco stamp from that girl.

by Diablo8195 June 11, 2017

Greasy Bitch

A low life, nosey cunt that no one can tolerate.

Go wash your hair, you greasy bitch.

by Decadent Thymes November 13, 2023

Greasy Derrick

When you put your partner on their back and their feet up by their earbones exposing their butthole in a vertical position. You then stand over the top of them and drill your boner down into their ballon knot.

I threw the lid ladies back out last night giving her a Greasy Derrick.

by Scrub in a bucket November 16, 2023

Greasy stress

When you're absolutely horrified and stressed about something and it's the absolute only thing you can think of and talk about. It's so bad that your pals are literally duck-taping your mouth shut. And if you keep talking through the tape, they tape you to the wall glued to a chair.

"Dude, I've got greasy stress today. Man, I dunno if Mrs. Ginny will think I'm a good actor. What do you think. I'm like so nervous. She's probably gonna throw me out. Blah blah bla....."

by peachy.thespian January 26, 2015

Greasy Borger

A fat greasy fuck who lives in his asshole and jerks to himself using the snap chat girl filter.

Person 1:Hello and welcome to Denny's what would you like
Person 2: I want a number 69 GREASY BORGER please
Person 1: Cumming right up
Person 2: "ENGULF"

by Afesadgfsetudtguiethbs June 3, 2019