on dead grandma

To swear, Truth, facts

On dead grandma I'm going to the party!

by Missfresh504 November 16, 2017

Sandy Grandma

"An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand"."

Mark was so drunk, he recorded himself with a Sandy Grandma.

by TheOverWatcher November 2, 2019

Grandma

Very very cranky person

I’m so tired today I’m like grandma

by Cranky grandma August 13, 2021

national grandma day

wish your grandma a happy national grandma day. dead or alive.

“dude did you remember national grandma day?” “uh what” “august 21th!” “oh! i’m gonna call my grandma”

by fog09 August 18, 2021

Grandma Girl

A young woman, usually in her early 20’s, who looks and acts like an old bag. Generally has frizzy hair, glasses, and likes to wear sweaters, even in the summertime. Considers readings books to be “a fun night,” and one could envision her having several grandchildren despite being a virgin.

It’s so insane how Kathleen’s only 19 but she looks like she’s in her 60s. Maybe if she wasn’t wearing that homely sweater she wouldn’t be such a grandma girl.

by Gerks March 3, 2025

Nunchuck Grandma

Where your Grandma is done baking cookies and grabs some nunchucks. Usually, the grandma will go batshit crazy with said nunchucks and will break everything.

My Nunchuck Grandma has found the nuchucks! Fuck!

by Words are fun ay? August 14, 2022

grandma lil

grandma lil / was married to dick but he died

single and ready to mingle 😜😜🥳🥳🍷
age - 88 !! 🤪 , grandkids - khloe , kai , oliver , annaly and my cum

fav song - squiwards nose
i love dick !! 😋😋😋😋 * slurps ur dick*
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

omg look it’s khloe super sexy grandma lil !!
OMG WOW SHE NEEDS TO EAT ME OUT!!
omg she needs to give me a blow job.

by pussy in my ass January 22, 2022