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Golden-Colonic

The act of urinating into your partner during anal sex.
The "Golden-Colonic" is the new uber cleanse craze
by bunnypig February 18, 2010
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Golden Howard

The drinking equivalent of an Oscar, awarded to the most accomplished drinker of the evening, which may or may not involve an actual visit by Howard Splosh
Oh man that was a good night last night, Raul was on form, he definately won the Golden Howard.
by worldoflard June 5, 2009
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Golden Warhammer

When a male puts his testicles in a females mouth and slaps the underside of his shaft on her face.
Hey girl wanna give me a golden warhammer?
by ordinaryguy25 November 30, 2010
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Golden Maggie

You are doing a fine young woman or something resembling one, in the ass and you are ready to blow your load. You mysteriously are able to piss in her anal cavity first, then blow your load afterward. You then further continue to squeeze her belly from behind, possibly like a slow Heimlich Maneuver, and observe the beauty as the lovely mixture within said anus, bubbles out like a fine champagne with a frothy beginning/head.
I was going to use real champagne and the bottle up her ass like that video we saw earlier but I opted to go forth with a Golden Maggie, it is safer in regards to PSI (a shaken Champagne bottle may be too extreme), and I ain't goin out with blue balls tonight!
by Sir Buck McFutter August 2, 2010
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Golden Princess

A wonderful masterpiece of driving machinery that is of gold color. It also tends to have pony or stallion emblems about it.
This car drives like a Golden Princess!

Look at that beautiful Golden Princess!

Gosh Darn it! Where is my Golden Princess?! I parked it right here!
by OhMaGawd June 3, 2011
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golden cross

"Look at these noobs"
"Shut the fuck up you golden cross, no life bitch"
"Dude, this game's been out for like 8 months"
"And you spent 2 of those months playing this game"
"..."
by SPxCA May 21, 2008
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Golden Dilophosaurus

During sex when a chick gets fucked so hard she pisses. Then the dude catches said stream midair, takes a mouthful, and spits if back in her face as he remounts her.
Melvin: OMG Danny did you see that!? That girl just got the piss fucked out of her!

Danny: Damn dude! He caught her mid-stream then spit it back into her face!!!

Hillary: Just like that dinosaur from Jurassic Park! He totally just gave her a Golden Dilophosaurus!
by MD452 April 20, 2014
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