morning glory

To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.

Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out

by oxmix October 21, 2003

glockenspiel'd

The occurance of getting showed up by a glockenspiel while playing a seemingly more serious instruments.

*Steve lets out a short guitar riff*'
*Kerry performs a massive glockenspiel solo, totally flooring the crowd*
Random audience member: "Dude, you got glockenspiel'd!"

by Bob Slipperman May 14, 2006

Glojob

A sexual act where a female gives a blow job to a male while the male is watching an episode of the hit TV show Glee. The purpose of the blowjob is to make the situation more hetero after man points are lost from watching Glee.

Trevor realized he could comfortably watch Glee as long as Jenny gave him glojobs.

Rachel Berry would probably give a tremendous glojob.

I ain't no queer - I have glojobs for breakfast.

by RyderBanksy May 17, 2011

Glossy taco

a top coat for nails

lemme pt that glossy taco on my nailz

by ceepytaco July 19, 2017

Kentucky Boxing glove

A form of fisting involving both hands and a set of large foam hands, preferably Hulk or The Thing hands, one going in the vagina, and one in the anus

"What's a Kentucky Boxing Glove?"

"Let me show you."

Later.....

"We are getting a divorce."

by Igvey Moundstein VonHolyberger May 30, 2009

glossy taco

A term used mainly by Canadian youtuber Cristine (simplynailogical) when referring to "clear top coat". Many of the people watching her channel have started adopting the term.

-Taco is an anagram for "coat", also used by Cristine in other terms such as: "holo taco"

-Glossy means "shiny". It adds a shine on the nail instead of take away from it like the opposite: "matte top coat". Matte top coats once dry, do not reflect the light thus destroying the holo (holographic) nail polishes that this particular youtuber loves)

1. I bought a new glossy taco because the one I had wasn't drying fast.

2. Add some glossy taco to seal in your design because we're putting nail vinyls next.

by Nemesis_of_Love July 18, 2017

pop the glock

To shoot a pistol or other small gun.

1. Yo I'm gonna pop the glock on that hoe.

by Chloe White April 30, 2006