Martial Fart

The act of squeezing out ones farts whilst performing martial art moves. Replacing "Hee Yaaaa" with a bottom rippler.

Van Damme disposed of the three assailants with an uppercut, roundhouse and wet Martial Fart that smelled of eggs...

by fishkka August 11, 2010

Bakewell Fart

The smell you might find in a bus on a hot day filled with local scudders, hoodies and kappa slappers. Very reminicent of the almonds found on the top of Mr Kipling's finest, or a biscuit tin that hasn't had the stale crumbs tipped out for eleven years or so.

Let's wait for the next bus, this one is full of funguffers and stinks like a Bakewell fart

by Scritty April 14, 2010

Stealth fart

This is when someone else near you farts and gets caught and you fart so that everyone else thinks it was the other person again.

I had to (fart) so bad luckily Billy farted really loud so I could let out a stealth fart.

by Fartgenious June 7, 2011

EMP Fart

A fart capable of disturbing nearby electronic devices.

Sam: WTF? My phone call dropped right when you farted..
Dave: I've been getting a lot of extra iron in my diet, it must've been an EMP fart...

by Darth Bawls October 10, 2012

clinger fart

When one omits an obnoxious odor from the anus which clings to the clothing of the nearest person.

Stephen ' s clinger fart left Christian's shirt smelling like rotten ass hole for thirty minutes.

by bite the pillow I am going in March 27, 2015

Aussie Fart

A fart of any duration which ends on a higher note than it started, therefore giving it the air of a question.

''Hey dude, did you say something?''
''Sorry mate, it was just an Aussie fart.''

by Grimblette September 5, 2016

young fart

Used by old people to describe young people in a somewhat disrespectful manner.

That kid there is such a young fart

by kfczinger69man June 4, 2018