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Fu Jiang Xuai

An ancient method of energy control practiced by selected members of the Chinese population, said to allow the user to gain full mastery of his inner chi. Advanced practioners are said to be able to exert control on nearby individuals. Historically Fu Jiang Xuai practitioners played an instrumental role in assisting in China’s population boom, through their ability to channel Chi to the users’ sexual reproductive organs. They are a highly clandestine group and their presence was only recently known through the discovery of Fu Jiang Xuai scrolls in abandoned meeting grounds.

Fu Jiang Xuai practitioners undergo stringent testing and examination before they are able to fully master its techniques. Based on ancient scrolls, Fu Jiang Xuai extends to 3 levels, with level 3 being granted to only experienced users able to exert full control to other individuals. These tests have been known to be extremely rigorous, with inexperienced members being unable to walk properly for months (or in some cases, years).
Damn, he's a monster in Bed, he must have practiced Fu Jiang Xuai
by FuJiangXuai August 28, 2023
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Hung Fu Panda

How you feel the morning after a long night where you drank too much. Every movement feels like the slow motion action scenes from the Kung Fu Panda movies.
Jo: Dang man you look rough!
Owen: Yes bro, I am Hung Fu Panda right now!
by owhims January 6, 2025
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Fu Chan

Everyone wants to be Fu Chan’s friend. She’s charming and she’s really funny and knows how to make someone laugh. She’s beautiful, nice, funny, smart and so much more. She has a great body too and trust me literally every guy wants her. Her eyes are the most beautiful thing ever. Fu Chan doesn’t like being the center of attention.
Fu Chan is very pretty
by fantasticwords November 21, 2021
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tounge fu

The Art of being very skilled at performing cunnilingus,when one considers performing oral sex on a woman to be more not but a mere sexual favor but an actual art form.one who is expertly skilled at eating pussyis a practitioner of tounge fu.
"Girl!,did you hook up with Rob last night? You mean Cadillac Dick,the tounge Fu master? He's got a Black belt in eating pussy!"
by anonymous February 23, 2025
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FU

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Hong Kung Fu

洪功夫 - Cantonese martial arts, primarily in Hong Kong's industry of martial art based films.
Hong Kong is famou for their Hong Kung Fu movies and the many celebrities born out of the city
by 1m1m0 December 29, 2022
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Kung Fu Bear

when a bear flips a stick like a staff
"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."
by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020
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