A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.
"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered
"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
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person: Hi I'd like a cheeseburger and a small drink
Drive Thru: alright that'll be $2.10 please pull to the second window
preson: *drives* *pays* oh wait where are the fries
Drive thru: oh I'm sorry they must have forgotten to put it on the receipt what size did you want?
Person: large
Drive thru: ok I'll get that rel quick
person: *troll face* hehehe I'm totally french frying this place
person: Hi I'd like a cheeseburger and a small drink
Drive Thru: alright that'll be $2.10 please pull to the second window
preson: *drives* *pays* oh wait where are the fries
Drive thru: oh I'm sorry they must have forgotten to put it on the receipt what size did you want?
Person: large
Drive thru: ok I'll get that rel quick
person: *troll face* hehehe I'm totally french frying this place
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