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frog in a blender

Having intense, unproductive repetitive / obsessive thoughts.
John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."

Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"
by mynameismark September 1, 2005
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Frog

A sexual position where the woman lies on the bed faced down. The man's hands are tied to two corners of the bed which are next to each other while he is faced down. The woman is under the man. The man swims like a frog forward but cannot actually go anywhere. He goes forward and backward which results in a kinky fuck.
Man: Wanna get kinky

Woman: OK, what do you have I'm mi...

Man: FROG
by Kerke June 15, 2020
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Steam Frog

To cum unexpectedly onto someone's face. Generally done in a public place where the cummer has to jump to accurately hit the face.
The japanese enjoy steam frogging their women.
by Quitus April 3, 2009
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Frog

Yo frog cannabalism
by Ben dover hi March 16, 2020
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Jump, Frog, Jump!

Ghetto slang used to jab or threaten a trifling skank.
I know you ain't fuckin' my baby daddy. Come at me! Jump, frog, jump!
by It's Queen Frostine January 4, 2012
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frogburger

The kind of friend whos insane strangeness is addictive and causes you to be strange too!
A brilliant and wonderous weirdo can only be labelled with Frogburger
Dan: Greetings Frogburger
FB: PLABTY!!!
Dan: plabteeeey *licks doorframe*
by JaffyDude April 1, 2008
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Frog With Pants

A person who has no ass to fill out the back of their pants, making it seem like a frog got up, put on a pair of pants, and walked away.
Guy: Hey Joe look, Tito's ass looks like a Frog With Pants on.

Joe: Hahahahahahahaha

Tito: Fuck You
by hiddengamer93 January 11, 2009
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