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france

A country where people work 35 hour weeks and have two months paid leave a year.

Is the world's 4th largest economy.

Is a country with strong cultural and traditional values.

Is a county with arguably the best food and drink in the world.

Provence

A country with second-to-none public systems - TGV (train), education, healthcare.

A country that smokes and drinks more wine than Britain and America and has a fraction of the heart disease and obesity rate.

A country full of charming, well-dressed people who do respond well when not approached by tactless English-speaking philistines.

A country full of beautiful architecture and art.
At least visit the place!
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French Victory

A stupid fatboy's fav' joke.
-Hey bro, dya know about French Victory?

-Hmm, let me guess, Indian natives genocide? The Bay Pig humiliation? The Vietnam War retreat? September 11's cutter assault? The 2nd Irak War, our bravest fight versus peasants?

-Er, I think these are actually some of our finest American Victories! Don't you have any idea?

-No dude, sorry but I don't even know where's France, I'm just an ordinary American fatboy you know. I've heard of this animal stuff, named "Napolion" (sorry I can't handle special characters, it's way too complicate for us yanks) or some, but he was not French, he was from Corsica I've heard on my fav cultural show, the Jerry Springer Show! Corsica must be a small town in Louisiana. Mom told me about Charles Martel (sounds funny hihi!), Hastings and the occupation of England but she might be wrong, afterall French language is made of more than 60% of English words, it can't be! Like our finest America-bred philosoph, President George Walter Bush, said once "the weird with French is they don't even have a name for 'entrepreneur'!" I bet it on the Statue of Liberty, our finest achievement, our old American glory!

-Dammit! My History exam is tomorrow, I'm too dumb to open an History book and check about this shit.

-Hosterlitz, or Austerlitz maybe (too many letter in this word, i'm not used to handle such complicated spelling!), French kicking ass of the Brits, the Russians and the Germans together!

-Fuggedaboutit, Austerlitz is a Cajun food, you're lame boy! French state doesn't have a single standalone victory, while we a 50-state union are experienced fighters, we won versus peasants armies allover the world! We are shitting ourselves about North Korea, but hey! These ones have weapons! We've no chance...
by Bande de peigne-cul !! September 4, 2008
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Rusty French Horn

To eat a girl's ass while fingering her as if you were cupping a french horn while playing it.
by Kilowog1 April 25, 2008
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French Arm

An appendage that does not work properly due to a previous injury.
(Throws an orange to dude)
(Dude misses it)

Wow, you are sooo lame, Dude.

Heyyy, stop hatin'! That was my French arm! Remember? I broke it that game of football.

Ohhh yaaaa.
by Typical Teenager January 28, 2008
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mexican fence climbers

a boot often worn by mexicans with the pointed toe and large heel.
dog the bounty hunter wears mexican fence climbers to look taller..
by chance greenroyd January 18, 2007
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full french

Common slang used in the adult entertainment industry and on the streets. It means to give oral sex without a condom. Adds for escorts will commonly state that they, "allow full french" as part of the experience.
She's an escort that provide full girlfriend experience, however doesn't do full french.
by Mike from NH March 22, 2006
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french motorboat

a french motorboat takes place when a guy sticks his balls in a glass of milk and girl uses a straw to blow bubbles in the milk
Robert loves getting a french motorboat.
by Jackie Mother Fuckin' Jones August 1, 2003
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