Jonny Fortner

a name

a cool kid who is the best skater and guitar player and has the hottest girlfriend

Man, Jonny Fortner is cool

by Jonny Fortner March 16, 2004

ryan foster

Ryan Foster is someone who always watches porn and is really horny, wants to do it in bed

Ryan Foster; Lets do this there's free space in my bed
How about not (Girl leaves)

by Gregsaurx December 16, 2016

foster freeze

a dating term used to describe giving the cold shoulder to someone when the other person isn't acting right.

He didn't call you for a week? Foster Freeze that mofo!

by Gerwa October 31, 2006

Forcery

The act of making someone do something, usually against their wishes. Most frequently used online.

John123: Stop forum trolling noob.

Tehsoxxorz: orly? make meh. lawl

John123: I could always ban you...

Tehsoxxorz: w/e ill stop tite ass =(

John123: Love being a moderator, we get to use forcery.

by Acid_Wolf/Shortbusmafia January 11, 2009

Fortress of Failitude

A certain food court in a certain BJ's in New Jersey where fails and epic fails occur on an epic level. It seems all people who can or will create these are drawn to this one place, it is a nexus of fail. This of course, could apply to any and all BJ's food courts really.

BJ's Food Court in Club #172= Fortress of Failitude

by seteshsuperbia January 2, 2009

farternize

To sociably "shoot da breeze" with other like-minded individuals who derive uproarious amusement from the act of passing gas.

While it may indeed be "great fun and games" to farternize and share "rip-roaring good times" with other similarly-crude-minded humans who also get raucous belly-laughs from copious flatulence, there are definite hazards involved with exposure to such voluminous quantities of sulfurous methane --- adequate ventilation and the extinguishing of all open flames is highly recommended.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

Former Republican

Someone who is afraid to do the right thing when they have something to lose; they are often cowardly in nature.

A Former Republican says “EX-COLLEAGUES ARE SPINELESS POLITICIANS, ROTTEN TO THE CORE“

by DomusLinnaeus December 31, 2019