vero beach

The most ghetto city in the world. It has the highest percentage of crack dealers as well as the highest percentage of crack using teens in the country. Al Queda is rampant throughout the streets, decapitating any who they encounter. Bombs are the chief industry in the country as well as suicide bombers. There are 367 blood gangs and 482 crip gangs and 617 ms13 gangs and 1,678,203 members of al queda living in this city. It's the ghetto.

Guy 1: So have you ever been to vero beach?
Terrorist: I lived there for 3 days
Guy 1: OH, SHIT SO YOU'RE A TERRORIST?

Guy 1 tragically died in a beheading related incident.

by OsamaBinVero April 26, 2008

Beach Pack

A creative yet functional tote roomy enough for a Slut Pack and fashionable for any trip to the Beach Water.

Hey playa, nuff frontin' the Beach Pack, I gotsta get my 40 water to the Inkwell yo - holla!

by Jeff Frankenren November 14, 2005

[Rockaway Beach]

A very small town in Oregon that consists of seagulls, cheap tourist merchandise and about 12 people that never have anything to do. Ever.

The Pronto Pup, a brand of corn dog, was invented at Rockaway Beach in the late 1930s. Nothing else has happened since.

by A Greene August 11, 2008

beach-walkers

Shoes used to walk along the beach;
Flip-flops, thong sandals.

You look crazy wearing those beach-walkers with those socks..

by Salynn October 8, 2008

Beached whale

Also known as Desi. A large goober-headed she/male with a body that resembles a trash bag filled with mango pulp. It's face is the spitting image of a bulldog, and like a bulldog, desi will hump anything with, or without, a pulse. Smells like a sun-dried tuna fish, and close sources say it is so womped it looks like a Picasso down there. Stay away from the desi. It might sit on you, or eat you. It's unpredictable.

This beached whale is just another reminder that accidents DO happen and some people should put a condom on it.

by TheObsure February 18, 2015

beach party

The term beach party is used for times when a large group of people are all in a bad mood at once. This is called a beach party because it appears that everyone in the group has traved to the beach and has collected a large a amount of sand in their vagina.

"God it was such a beach party at work today, everyone was bitting each others heads off, and the floor was covered in fish scented sand"

by Jared Swartz May 26, 2007

Sarah Beach

Very cool, chill, crazy when she drinks, usually blonde. Likes boys and girls.

Boy#1: whoa that sarah beach chick got drunk last night and went nuts!
Boy#2: ya i know we did it in the bushes!
Girl#1: ya we did it too!
Boy#1: whoa thats one crazy chick

by Newbster April 16, 2009