Faster than you can be raped, stabbed, robbed, and left for dead in a pile of your own feces in da big city.
by Ralph the Wunderllama December 10, 2003
Get the New York Minutemug. Can be used as an insult for someone that has no originality to there "Swag" and or the level of there "Swag" is common or below tolerable levels
And can be used as a complement depending on the time
When paired up with more time as in 5, 10, 20 minutes ect, the more tolerable or unique the "Swag". 24 hours being the highest and something we all should strive for
When used with less time 10, 5, 2 minutes ect, the stronger the insult and the lacking of "Swag". 2 Seconds is as low as it can get, meaning you should go die, you have No! "Swag"
And can be used as a complement depending on the time
When paired up with more time as in 5, 10, 20 minutes ect, the more tolerable or unique the "Swag". 24 hours being the highest and something we all should strive for
When used with less time 10, 5, 2 minutes ect, the stronger the insult and the lacking of "Swag". 2 Seconds is as low as it can get, meaning you should go die, you have No! "Swag"
Example A of "2 Minute Swag": Insult
Pat: Yo Vic check out my new gear son!
Vic: Look at this niggah and his "2 Minute Swag"
Pat: Word!? Vic
Vic:..... Word
Example B: Insult
Kim: Ohhhh girl did you see Dan!? that niggah looks fresh, he's about to get him some ;)
Melly: All that niggah is!, is "5 Minute Swag"
Kim: Really!!!???
Melly: Yeah Kim I thought you knew that?
Kim: Damn... well fuck that bitch ass niggah then
Example C: Complement
Yolly: OMG! Don you like have "30 Minute Swag"
Don: Oh really!! thanks bitch!
Example D: Complement
Pat: Vic shut me down today guys...
Guys: Well Vic has "24 hour Swag"... you should be thanking him for even talking to you
Pat:..... Yeah... your right
Pat: Yo Vic check out my new gear son!
Vic: Look at this niggah and his "2 Minute Swag"
Pat: Word!? Vic
Vic:..... Word
Example B: Insult
Kim: Ohhhh girl did you see Dan!? that niggah looks fresh, he's about to get him some ;)
Melly: All that niggah is!, is "5 Minute Swag"
Kim: Really!!!???
Melly: Yeah Kim I thought you knew that?
Kim: Damn... well fuck that bitch ass niggah then
Example C: Complement
Yolly: OMG! Don you like have "30 Minute Swag"
Don: Oh really!! thanks bitch!
Example D: Complement
Pat: Vic shut me down today guys...
Guys: Well Vic has "24 hour Swag"... you should be thanking him for even talking to you
Pat:..... Yeah... your right
by Crimson2113 October 25, 2011
Get the 2 Minute Swagmug. The 6-minute rule declares that at the precise moment you begin to have fun, you only have 6 minutes left until some jackass or jillass comes and ruins it either intentionally or unintentionally.
"oh joy, after 3 hours of grinding I can finally start enjoying this game.."
-4 minutes later-
*BZZZZTTTTT*
"FRIGGIN DOORBELL!!!!"
also, 6-Minute Rule
-4 minutes later-
*BZZZZTTTTT*
"FRIGGIN DOORBELL!!!!"
also, 6-Minute Rule
by ~Mad September 25, 2012
Get the 6-Minute Rulemug. the equivalent of a one minute man but pertains to a woman.
a women who can cum in 10 minutes or less and consideres 20 minutes long sex.
a women who can cum in 10 minutes or less and consideres 20 minutes long sex.
Stephanie says that after being with a one-minute man for so many years, she has learned to get off within 10 minutes.
A 10 minute hoe is the opposite of the 4 hour power house.
A 10 minute hoe is the opposite of the 4 hour power house.
by Zebra#1 March 27, 2008
Get the 10 minute hoemug. If you are 5 minutes late or 5 minutes early. it does NOT count as late/early because everyones clock or watch runs a few minutes different from another person.
I was 4 minutes late to the dentist but considered "on time" when the receptionist said "it's okay 5 minute rule" and then I waited in the waiting room for 5 minutes but the doctor was not considered late.
by mistressofmike July 18, 2012
Get the 5 minute rulemug. To masturbate, to tell your friends that you are going to take a nap, when you are just going to jerk off.
Usually one who takes a 9 minute nap comes out more tired than he went in.
Usually one who takes a 9 minute nap comes out more tired than he went in.
Bill: I'm really tired imma go take a nap
(nine minutes later)
Frank: You look more tired than when you went in, that was definitely a 9 minute nap
(nine minutes later)
Frank: You look more tired than when you went in, that was definitely a 9 minute nap
by Masturdebator October 4, 2009
Get the 9 Minute Napmug. by Cmoney baller September 22, 2016
Get the skinny minutemug.