finanception

1. (v) The act of burying one's financial position in many layers of dreams.
2. (n) Any subconscious financial portfolio.
3. (n) Any massively confusing or arbitrary financial magic.

Bob- "Where's your retirement fund?"
Jim- "When 2008 came around, I pulled some finanception...so I'm good!"
Bob- "You better hope to die in your early fifties."

by Holacromium March 6, 2012

Financial Cosby

When the government taxes you.

Did you get a big paycheck? Well, after the financial Cosby there wasn't much left.

by Havnawank November 21, 2015

Financialent

The act or practice of abstaining, refraining from spending money on someone or something.

"If I give you good sex, will you please stop being so financialent with me?"

by Greg.S-Michael.T September 11, 2016

Financial toxicity

A term used to describe when a medial treatment is too expensive for a patient. It draws a parallel to chemical toxicity, a condition where the medications' side effects outweigh the benefits.

Patient: I cannot afford the $35,000 a dose cancer medication anymore.
Dr. Wilson: You are facing a condition know as financial toxicity

by theguyfromtheinternet October 7, 2016

FINANN

Finann is a superior human being that only exist if you say his name.

Person 1: Dude, I see Finann over there.
Person 2: Who’s Finann-
Person 2: Oh yeah, I see him now.

by FunnyGuyFiFi October 27, 2019

financial malnutrition

Lack of proper nutrition caused by not having enough money in your bank account as you use to

Jane is still with her billionaire boyfriend because she is scared of suffering from financial malnutrition

by Chickna June 17, 2020

Financial Heart

This means your heart has been used so many times, being “financed” people come and go and get rid of it when time is due. They rent your heart and let it go whenever is convenient.

The word being defined is

Financial Heart means she financed with my heart
(as in she played with it and left)
This means your heart has been used so many times, being “financed” people come and go and get rid of it when time is due. They rent your heart and let it go whenever is convenient.

by Popular Loner inc. September 6, 2020