I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

father figure

a figure who acts like a male parent those without one are mostly roasted and called "fatherless"

your a cowboys fan get a father figure before talking

by lolyourtrash March 8, 2023

Your Father

non existent or not real

"santa is as fake as your father"

by anonymous December 24, 2022

Founding Fathers

The ones who did treason against england

The relevant statute is the sedition Act 1661, which states is a criminal offence

our founding fathers of the united states did treason

by JFK. November 15, 2021

Father Figure

Something you do not have, and have waited thousands of years for, because he said hes "getting milk". Almost nobody had them come back, and when they are back, they are loving, and the child is a gigachad.

I just looked up father figure because i dont have one.

by bolivari May 25, 2023

god and father of all mankind

Jacob....

I love the God and Father of all Mankind, Lets worship him.

by Lordandsaviour of us all February 22, 2020

Father Dalton

Head of the shit show

LUKE: have you seen Father Dalton
ZACK: oh yeah that guy, he’s the head of the shit show

by fraud ron October 31, 2021