pee funnel

A device consisting of a standard funnel and tube which women use to urinate into an empty bottle, sometimes when camping in a tent or on a long road trip.

Woman: "Hey, I gotta take a pee real quick..."

Man: "Oh ok, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."

Woman: "Haha, no worries, I've got my pee funnel and an empty gatorade bottle, you just watch the road."

by Ranchero_sauce September 19, 2013

lazy funnel

Leaky ass

"Needa split to the bog mate. Have a savage lazy funnel"

by whit3o January 3, 2015

dummy funny

when one acts in a way to make others feel quite joyful. The word dummy is used because of slang for "hella".

fam, that new boonk video got me dying. that shits dummy funny

by bilboassins April 18, 2018

improv funny

Improv funny means a person not actually being able to tell jokes but still is amusing to people who the said person is in conversation with , i.e. make the conversation funny through his or her talking skills but is never deemed funny by a whole audience .

That English guy wants to be a comedian , but I don't think he's even improv funny

by Manavtbitw October 6, 2017

Indian Funnies

Indian Funnies are memes that involve an over usage of old memes such as “bruh”, or “21”, as well as an overly used amount of Peter Griffin and Laughing Emoji GIFS. These memes are often used to make fun of foreigner iFunny accounts. Usually when you see Indian Funnies, there will be loud Indian-style music, an overused amount of Indian instagram accounts, and lots of laughing emoji GIFS. Indian Funnies are ironically funny for how stupid they are. If you see an Indian Funny, then you are in for a real treat!

Guy on Instagram: *scrolling through and finds some Indian Funnies*
Guy on Instagram: HAHA BRUH UGANDA KNUCKLES 21 YEET!
Everyone else in class: *confused and concerned*

by Bootyballin April 14, 2019

3rd funniest

The person who's not as funny as the second funniest person, but funnier than everybody else on the charts.

Guy-What are you a comedian?
Other guy- Yea, I was the 3rd funniest guy on the show, have you ever been the 3rd funniest of anything?
Guy- You got a point, I was usually about 17th funniest out of 19 or 22, 3rd is more impressive than it seems.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

Porcelain Funnel Cake

A type of painful shit you have after eating mexican or thai food that comes out in a long string that is in toilet with pee as well. The long shit tends to stay at the top like the batter of a funnel cake in the oil of a funnel cake fryer even more resembling a funnel cake. The added sugar is only if you want to not flush out of satisfaction and someone else throwing coke into it and it floats on the top

I just went to the bathroom and saw someone left a Porcelain Funnel Cake and it smells so bad!

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020