fat chance

not bloody likely

"I hooked up with Bongo last week at her barbecue."
"You, with her? Fat chance!"

by Harley February 5, 2004

fat sack

a large baggie of marijuana

I am just sitting here chillin' with a fat sack looking for someone to party with

by Lucyyfur June 21, 2005

Fat Albert

a 70's cartoon about a big fat guy who says "HEY HEY HEY!"

Fat Albert was the funniest cartoon in the 70's and 80's and I wish they would bring it back on tv.

by Stacy April 9, 2004

Fat faggot

A child (usually male) who is over 100kg. Usually quite smelly and ugly.

P1: That fat lad over there stinks
P2: oh he's such a fat faggot

by Jamian11 December 8, 2016

Fat piss

When you've been holding your pee for literally more than 3 hours so when you finally do release your pee, you don't have to push it out, it just flows.

Dude, I was at that party all night, and when I got home, I had to take a fat piss.

by Hollywood8245 November 25, 2007

Fat Bruce Willis

Genre actor Nicholas Worth; has a very strong resemblance to Bruce Willis, but is of the fat persuasion, usually playing a villain, goon, or henchmen. Noted roles include Paulie in Darkman, Kirk Smith in Don't Answer the Phone, and Bull in Hell Comes to Frogtown.

Hey dude! That guy looks just like Fat Bruce Willis.

by Mrparka January 31, 2009

Fat Half-Life

the amount of time it takes for a woman, usually a college girl or a recent post-graduate, to double in size and weight due to excessive eating, drinking, laziness, or a combination of such events.

It works similar to the half-life concept found in science, except it is the exact opposite because women tend to double in size instead of shrink.

As soon as Laura entered college she went from 120 pounds to 240 pounds by the end of her junior year; thus, her fat half-life is 3 years.

by ThatGirlisFat March 26, 2009