mt. enterprise

A small East Texas town of 500 people. Located between Hennerson and Naca-nowhere. There is no mountain and the town is hardly enterprising. Probably the most famous speed trap in Texas (especially for young, good-looking women). Also recently cited for its innovative "jake-brake law". The county is dry, eleven miles to the "Y" (except for Landmarkers who drve to Dallas so no-one will see them in the liquor store). Town slogan: "Flourishing Hypocrisy!"

Be sure and stop at the Mt. Enterprise mall (exxon station) when passing through.

by Webster II June 3, 2007

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Enthralled

To be in love with the most beautiful girl in the world

Right now, I am enthralled because I have her

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Entourage

The best show on television, period. Entourage is about 4 middle-aged guys from Queen's who are at the peak of their careers (Except for Johnny Chase), who go to parties, have sex, get drunk/stoned, and make movies. (Vince is the only one who actually makes movies, Eric is his manager, Turtle is a manager of rappers such as Saigon, and Johnny Chase is Vince's brother who has been trying to find a job for about 10 years since he started his cold strike). They all live in Vince's mansion and party 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Entourage is the best show ever made.

by El Joey May 12, 2007

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