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English Wench

A saucy hussy from England or thereabouts who is rather sassy and voluptuous. Excellent individuals to hang out with.
An example of an English Wench would be Emily Painter of England, Scotland, and most notably Albuquerque.
by thirdoffive March 10, 2012
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English Duster

One man gets on his hands and knees and bends his dick backwards so the other man kneeling behind him can suck his dick and blow air on his asshole thus dusting the english.

Can also be described as one man down on his hands and knees and with his ass in the air gets jerked off from behind while having his asshole eaten out.

see also "hand me down reach around"
I had a really great time the other night, after we went home I gave him an english duster

I really think our relationship is going to work out everytime we fight I give him an english duster and we go walk our dogs in time for sunset
by fr3q July 3, 2012
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English Accordion

verb; A sexual act between two males where male #1 performs oral sex on himself while man #2 places one hand on male #1's neck and the other on the back of his thighs and plays him like an accordion, thus, increasing pleasure.
"Fuck a fiddle! I wanna be played like an English Accordion!"

"John played the English Accordion so well, that his partner Gary gagged."

"After a good playing of the English Accordion, Travis was tired and decided to rest. His fairy-friend Albert was so pleased with himself pleasing himself, that he made himself breakfast."
by the rusty trombone March 5, 2014
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English Tea party

Invite your friends round to drink cups full of Tea with the secret ingredient of Cum
Come round for an english tea party
by livin-wid-aids April 15, 2016
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english roulette

the act of instead of shooting, lobbing a cold crumpet at the face of an opponent.
person 1: "yeah I played English roulette'
person 2:" nice did you crumpet anyone?"
by Scott2357 May 13, 2016
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Englishing

When you can't type English correctly.
Me: I just screeched because my English wasn't englishing.
Friend: Haha.
by Eridan from HSA June 16, 2017
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English Breakfast

Dipping your 'teabag' in someone's mouth while they're asleep.
by _D_A_D_D_Y_ April 19, 2018
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