Edris

A sandman who can't stop texting his girl. He drives like Hellen Keller, and crashes cars like the American stock market in the 20's. Always breaks homie swears, and is the biggest hypebeast in vegans. He looks like a New Year's Resolution noob in the gym, and his cable tricep extensions look like he's bending over to jerk off a giant. He hates pork for some reason too. Also his dad is lowkey Manuel Noriega.

"Yo Edris, come get some pepperoni pizza!"
"I can't I don't eat pork, and I'm texting my girl."

by gimmezucc January 19, 2018

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Edris is a guy who thinks he's the shit. He'll talk a gang of shit to his friends then back out at the last second. But you can depend on Edris in hard situations no matter how much of a son of a bitch he is.

Guy 1: ''Dude Edris is such a bitch my nigga, you go to smack the shit outta him for the shit talk but then he say ouch and he sorry''
Guy 2: ''I know my nigga but he pulled up when you got into shit with them other motherfuckers''
Guy 1: ''I know G but sometimes you gotta put a bitch in his place ya' feel?''

by 102987 October 22, 2018

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eddie munson

annoying and overrated as fuck. he’s so weird fr

weirdo: omg i love eddie munson 😍
normal person: ew weirdo 😐

by madzt0 August 30, 2022

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EdieJane

A bad dose of marijuana
Jane-the marijuana
Edie-the bad taste and quality of it

That pot was ediejane.

How was your smoke?
-Not god, it was pretty ediejane I think.

by mmmmmmmmmm... March 8, 2009

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Eddie Vedder

A guy that started singing rock music, then turned to folk and will fall asleep on stage one of these days

Please don't let Eddie Vedder come out to stage with jet lag!

by nantxo September 27, 2005

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Eddie = E.D. = Erectile Dysfunction
Vedder = Small Balls

To be called Eddie Vedder is to be called "Man with Erectile Dysfunction that has small balls."

*************AT LEVI'S HOUSE********************

Prostitute: LOL!!! You have E.D. and Small Balls.

Levi: I may be an Eddie Vedder, but I also have $60, and you have a coke habit. So to quote 50 Cent, "Clothes Off - Face Down - Ass Up."

by M Dogg August 18, 2006

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