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Eat That Grass

When you kick someone's ass so hard, they land in a field surrounded by cows. Their only option is to comply with cow customs and join in on the eating of the grass.
"I kicked Todd's ass so hard, he had to eat that grass all weekend"

Todd was beaten up and forced to partake in grass eating.
by Scrowl The Owl April 29, 2019
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Eat babies

The act of eating innocent children. Usually acted upon by kyler
by Simple Equality May 16, 2017
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eat dad

This lil bitch said she was gon eat dad
by Davesgiblets1 February 8, 2022
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Spite-eating

Eating something you don't even want, like, or need, in order to deprive someone else.

Could be any food-- dessert, or pizza, or gum.

Also applies to choking down something that is gross, in order to spite someone else, such as to throw a cooking contest.
I really don't even want any cake but I don't want Marge to have it so I'm spite-eating the last slice.

I'm spite-eating this whole bowl of Jenny's nasty chili bc Marge said hers was so much better.
by TheRealBigAl August 23, 2021
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bored eating

When you bored af and you resort to eating random shit in order to briefly quench your immense boredom
I was so bored I started bored eating

The only eating I do is bored eating
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EAT SOUP

It mean you will eat soup :)
by EAT SOUP OR DIE June 12, 2021
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Crap-eating

Someone who walks around with a perpetual sneer on their face, thinks they're better than everyone else and makes fun of people in the most vulnerable ways possible to give themselves a feeling of superiority. This expression works best when used as a submodifier for other derrogatory words like faggot, ass, boot-licker or bonehead.
Will: Evan, I am sick to death of your attitude. You even criticise and make fun of people much older than you. You think you're God's gift to the Earth. Even the way you walk makes me sick.
Evan: What do you want from me man?
Will: Just be polite! Is that so hard, you crap-eating faggot?
by I Love Ellie Elephant June 24, 2016
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