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eat my jorts 

An insult used in a similar manner as "eat shit.", but it is much more civilized.
"You steal all of your memes."
"Eat my jorts, Brian."
eat my jorts by eat my jorts October 30, 2017
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Eat Like a Roman 

Derived from Roman times when someone eats so much (usually good) food, they feel happy but nauseous from all the food. Past tense: "ate like a Roman"
Noah: I cannot wait to eat like a Roman and feast on all the great foods this Thanksgiving.
Zach: I know what you mean, dude! I ate like a Roman last year and nearly lost my dinner.
Eat Like a Roman by Licensed_Nerd November 22, 2018

Eat My Shorts, man 

My good human being of which you have an x chromosome which defines your gender as “male,” I am making a suggestion to you, which considers that you remove my leg garments that are shorter than most for the reason of weather being too hot for clothing that covers the entirety of my legs, and once that task is completed you will take these leg garments that you have removed from my person, and begin to insert them into your mouth, henceforth you will begin the “eating” process, which consists of chewing the leg wear until it is broken down to the point where it is ready to be swallowed, where it will travel into the stomach, and be digested, causing its disintegration from gastronomic acids.
Tellin' someone to eat pp, you tell them to gtfo. But, it can be used as an insult as well. When you smell somethin stank. It probably means someone just got back from eating pp. pp breath bruh.
Voah Kimmy, eat pp.

Wooo! Do you smell that? It smells like you just ate pp.
Eat PP by WoahFrankie February 22, 2019

Eat your meat 

the stuff you gotta eat before you have any pudding
"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
Eat your meat by Nukes.io February 15, 2020

Eat well 

Eat well by Senfis August 9, 2020