Emeralds & Laces Supply Co.

Clothing line from small town Bakersfield, California. Founded by Mellow Martyr. Exclusive clothing for the rich minded.

At the moment, I'm wearing custom-embroidered socks I purchased online from Emeralds & Laces Supply Co.

by thatmellowfellow April 17, 2013

Elmer Hernandez

The flattest, most rude person on the planet.

See that bicha over there? She's almost as flat as Elmer Hernandez.

by Nuoc Mames March 12, 2014

emergencheese

The cheese you use to feed a toddler or a dog medication that they will not take otherwise

Father - Honey did you give the dog her thyroid medicine?
Mother - I tried but she would not take it.
Father - Did you try the emergencheese?
Mother - I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius...

by NickyLags April 21, 2014

Emergency playlist

Music playlist on your phone/ipod/laptop that you only play when your in a bad mood

Parent: Get up to you room right now !

Me: Time for some heavy listing from the emergency playlist

by The Lads 101 May 15, 2014

emergencheese

The cheese you use to feed a toddler or a dog medication that they will not take otherwise

Husband- Honey did you give the dog her thyroid medicine and the baby her allergy pill?

Wife - I tried but neither one of them would take it.

Husband - Did you try the emergencheese?

Wife- I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius

by NickyLags May 15, 2014

Emergency socks

That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.

Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.

Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.

Bro 1: Nice~.

by Mathlete007 August 30, 2015

emergency apple

the apple you keep with you at all times in case you get low

man im really hungry

here have an emergency apple in my backpack

by dankmemer27 March 29, 2016