Paid my dues

When you've officially dated/slept with a fat chick, therefore it is beneath you to ever do it again.
EXCEPTION: In times of extreme drought.

No way bro, I'd never hit that... I paid my dues.

by nhbmaing June 18, 2011

Duel fisted boomstick

fistfull of boomstick but with two hands

jennings just had to use two hands on that poor cow

by masterofrpg March 5, 2004

dueche daddy

1.A dueche bag specially designed for dads.
2.The talking, fucking machine that cleans your genetals for you.
3.A dad that uses a dueche bag.

1.I use my dueche daddy to clean my fucked up penis.
2.I have a dueche daddy and I let him wipe my genetal.
3.I'm sure glad my daddy iznt a dueche daddy.

by William June 1, 2004

Duece

to share something between 2 people

"deuce that smoke with me"

by L- pap July 1, 2005

duece springsteen

having to take a shit or to take a shit

"oh fuck i gotta drop a duece springsteen"

by airman_man July 16, 2009

Dueschnozzle

Someone who basically acts a faucet for douchebags. Two parents breeding a douchebag son, daughter, and/or tranny would be considered dueschnozzles

God damnit! your kids are pissing me off, Gary! Your such a dueschnozzle!

by Skipper of the Spirit Ship August 2, 2009

Dueling movement

A movement that seeks to bring back the practice of dueling which is the engagement in battle between two individuals with matching weapons and in acordance with the rules of combat. Mostly to settle a disagreement or if one party feels disrespected by the other party. The use of weapons varies from swords,pistols,knives etc.

He's in the dueling movement.

by The Fury 13 December 7, 2010