Drunk John

The origin of this term is shady at best. There once was a man of legend named John who could hold more rum in his belly than any living man. For the first few drinks everything was ok, but as soon as John became drunk...there was nothing anybody could do. Murderous rampages and delightful dancing ensued as John caused widespread panic and partying through the island of Guam.

Give me another rum n' coke, I'm gonna go Drunk John on your ass.

by nickgash August 5, 2004

Charlie drunk

Being so inebriated by alcohol you can no longer talk, walk or pretty much move. You are completely incoherent but you have not yet thrown up.

Look at that moron stumbling across the street, he's Charlie drunk!

by RubyTuesdays001 August 1, 2011

Drunk Texter

A person who is notorious for texting while intoxicated. The term was made famous by Ivana Murleau's eBook "The Best Of Drunk Texter"

Michael, he's a drunk texter. Don't give him your number.

by AnitaTT December 6, 2011

Drunk Science

The act of sciencing under the influence of alcohol

"Did we do Drunk Science again?"

by Thetruthlover August 5, 2015

Drunk Trunk

People take a ride to a party in the trunk of their DD's car. They take shots on the way the way to their destination.

Kid 1:Lets pre-game before we head out
Kid 2:Where? We can't drink here
Kid 1:Let's just do a drunk trunk on the way over

by boredmerlin November 7, 2010

drunk as shit

When you're drunk enough to type but not drunk enough that even the really slutty trailer park girl at the party is fuckable to you.

"Hey man, I got drunk as shit last night on a few beers and decided to not fuck Stacey again. Fuck that bitch!"

by GertieSnapps August 2, 2016

Drunk Mileying

When an individual is heavily intoxicated and attempts to "perform" some of Miley's greatest hits, mainly, but not exclusive too: Party int the USA, The Climb, When I look at you, See you again, and 7 things. The Designated Drunk has the highest probability of Drunk Mileying throughout the night. Drunk Mileying occurs at an optimal BAC of .085 - .1 and the individual who is Drunk Mileying will often blame knowing the words to the song on a younger sibling of theirs, most likely a little sister. If the Designated Drunk Driver is the one who is Drunk Mileying however, you should immediately get out of the car.

Designated Driver: *Turns on the radio*
Drunk individual in the back seat: -SO HARD WITH MY GIRLS NOT AROUND ME, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A NASHVILLE PARTY
Designated Driver: *bashes head against window while swearing many expletives*
Drunk Individual in the back seat: CAUSE ALL I SEE ARE STILETTOS, I GUESS I NEVER GOT THE MEMO
Designated Driver: STOP DRUNK MILEYING

by A Concerned Leoniy January 7, 2011