Functional neurological disorder

You're brain//the electrical wiring in it is fucked.

functional neurological disorder sucks

by ihavenothingtodoinlife May 23, 2022

Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder

Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder, also known as OAPD, is an incurable disease that affects 1.2 million Americans. OAPD sufferers generally find the urge to stick random objects up their bums regardless of size or importance.

Rare cases involve small dogs and children and often times results in severe injuries for anyone/anything involved.

In the most severe patients, there seems to be an increase in OVPD (Obsessive Vaginal Penetration Disorder).

OAPD is not contagious; however, it is a habit that can be picked up by anyone at any age.

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Jarren: Hey Jasmine, have you seen my spanish book?

Jasmine: Um, no? Ask Tejada...

Jarren: I can see the spine of the book poking through the back of your pants; Danielle already told me about your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder.

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Jarren: Wtf Jasmine? Where the hell is muh pickle at?

Jasmine: Why do you always look at me?

Jarren: Cause every time you fart, the room starts to smell like pickles. Have you taken your meds yet for your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder?

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Jarren to family: Hey guys, I have a friend coming over in awhile... she's got a bit of a problem.

Grandma: What is it?

Jarren: Oh, its nothing much... we're just going to have lock up anything that could possibly fit up her butt.

Grandma: Oh my, it's that Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder. It seems to get the best of us.

by cherryrhubarbpie March 4, 2011

Compulsive Mexican Disorder(CMD)

When A white nigga with a dirty butt hole tries to act like a dirty fuckin mexican.

Dirty Mexican: Man that white nigga has fuckin Compulsive Mexican Disorder(CMD)

by Some dirty Faggot October 21, 2017

Gay Personality Disorder

Someone who likes D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet.

they can't swim, can't dance, and doesn't know karate.

Someone who should face it, they are never gonna make it.

You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance and you don't know karate. Face it, you have Gay Personality Disorder - Ray Toro

by Kaykaymustdie March 13, 2020

Disborderly

When a person acts out like they have borderline personality disorder. They hate you or adore you, people are all bad or complete saints. They go into a rage in an instant. Combo of disorder + borderline = disborderly conduct.

I cam home from work an hour late and she went disborderly on me.

by KennERex November 12, 2010

distorted croger

This is calling someone a croger. But like 10x

I hope you die you Fucking distorted croger

by Slimy glug March 2, 2018

caratoh disorder

When eating cheetohs too much, the chemical ariboral can cause your dna hair coloring functionality to turn orange, other side effects include giggling and loving animals, the process takes 3 years and afterwords, when the hair reaches oxygen, it will begin irredencent(glowing) example, the plant cornelius hogus, that contains glow worms, is used in the process to make cheetohs. it is advised to call your doctor if these symptoms occur.

Orangutans have orange tintedhair due to the plant cornelius hogus, which contains glow worms.
Doctor: It seems your hair color change was due to the popular snack cheetohs, its the caratoh disorder!
Man: aww man

by Dr. Serdigh Phd October 3, 2011