Trump Derangement Syndrome

A severe brain disorder, resulting from zealous contempt for Donald Trump and his supporters, this disease progresses quickly resulting in the heavy impairment of reasoning and long term memory, subjects often become confused about basic facts for long periods of time. In severe cases sufferers have reported highly unusual symptoms such as suddenly liking George Bush and trusting the US intelligence community. More common symptoms include, supporting censorship, voting for Joe Biden, liking China, watching MSNBC/CNN and being a Russian conspiracy theorist. While Many have made full recoveries from TDS the disease can often linger for years and be further agitated by pre-existing mental disorders.
One particularly vulnerable demographic to TDS are supporters of the Democratic party and Democratic politicians, who are often already suffering from problems delineating reality. Some mental health experts argue that TDS is only a "more deadly version of the forms of mental derangement that all supporters of a particular political party are afflicted by", while one expert appears to have gotten distracted by the question and immediately began railing about Donald Trump, stating that he "slurs constantly...the man can't even say 'United States'".

Have you heard about the Trump Tower meeting with Russians?? Trump is so bad I'd be happy going back to Bush, but Biden will fix it if he gets in. - P1

Hey man can you not talk about politics anymore please? - P2

Wow seriously, you don't even care that our country has been taken by coup and Donald Trump is a Russian agent being blackmailed by Putin?? BTW did you hear Alex Jones got deplatformed?? Serves him right for spreading conspiracy theories. - P1

Dude, stop watching Rachel Maddow you've got Trump Derangement Syndrome - P2

by Alrien April 27, 2021

Trump Derangement Syndrome

A term originally invented by the right wing describing the left's rampant and unending triggering at every microscopic thing Donald Trump does. Popularized after the CNN handshake story, the left has (unsuccessfully) attempted to co-opt the term, as you can see by these retarded definitions made by feminist cucks. Don't be fooled: the term is mostly used by right wingers and any leftie who utters it should be labelled as mentally disabled.

Drooling Left-Wing Ape: DRUMPFFFF REEEEEEEE RAYSIST REEEEEEEE BLM FEMINISM GENDERQUEER REEEEEEEEE
Sane Americans: That person has a bad case of Trump Derangement Syndrome. Probably from tumblr.

by kanye yeets January 29, 2021

Trump Derangement Syndrome

It's a mental condition that is desperate, but not serious: trying to find something, anything wrong with Donal Trump just because the person does not agree with Donald Trump or his supporters. Getting panicky, red-faced and losing it in the process; also, accepting any anti-Trump argument no matter how vague, crazy or unsupported by the evidence.

Russians got Donald Trump elected! Trump supporter: well, we see Trump Derangement Syndrome unfolding.

by nopopulism December 12, 2017

Derpin

To snort a line of crack, or some sort of drug.

Ay man, you're lucky you got crack, I wish I was derpin!

by Hillathug January 22, 2010

Herp Derping

The act of ejaculating onto a plant, and then giving it to someone as a meal.

Man-"Last night I saw Jim herp on a plant, and later his wife was derping it!"

WomanA-"I love herp derping!"
WomanB-"Me too! It's so tasty!"

by CaptainYuri April 24, 2011

mana drain

any person or event that is a total kill joy and vacuums the fun out of life.

A flat tire on the way to the concert of your favorite band ... Mana drain.

Don't be such a mana drain.

by Jennie5366 May 21, 2009

clogged drain

when the female queefs while her partner is ejaculating inside of her so it sprays out and he comes on himself!

jered was fucking me to much so i "clogged drain" and backed it up and he blew on himself!

by wewantmore September 10, 2010